Pagan Breakfast God Mask Celebrates Bacon, Eggs, and Toast

Growing up, Kellogg’s and Post had convinced me that sugary cereals drowning in milk were “part of a nutritious breakfast.” But as I grew up, I came to realize that protein is a much more important start to the day. Nowadays, I have some eggs and maybe some breakfast meat to get my day going. And when I’m feeling like a little carbs to go with, some toast and butter fills the bill quite nicely.

To celebrate my love for these great American breakfast foods, I should probably start wearing this Pagan Breakfast God Mask.

This ridiculous tribute to our morning meat and carb ritual comes from the deranged minds at Archie McPhee, who insist you don’t need to wait until Halloween to dress up like this. Actually, I think this could make a great Mardi Gras costume, and that’s coming up in just about a month. The only thing it’s missing for New Orleans’ big party is a bowl of grits, but I suppose you could just carry that around in a cup and eat some while you catch beads and doubloons.

Finally: A Toaster For Bacon

Anyone that’s been reading OhGizmo! for any significant amount of time will know we have a healthy obsession with bacon. It’s not like we’re unique in this regard, but still worth mentioning our undying love of the smoked cured meat, because you’ll then understand our excitement at learning about the Bacon Express Bacon Grill. It’s like a toaster for bacon. It accommodates up to six slices of meaty heaven, and cooks them to perfection while simultaneously draining excess fat away, since it does it’s thing vertically. A slide-out drip tray and insulated door liners makes cleanup a breeze. It’s $40.

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Best Kitchen Gadget Ever: The Bacon Toaster

This unique kitchen appliance proves that there is a God and that he wants us to eat bacon. Plenty and plenty of bacon. Let this sink in for a moment: It’s a toaster just for bacon. It can cook up to six strips of the deliciously smoky pork product in just minutes. Every kitchen needs one of these.


This is the Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill by Nostalgia Electrics. It is only $40(USD). So why are you still reading this? What’s your problem? Bacon + Toaster = Order now! Basically you just hang up your bacon inside, then this device cooks it to a perfect crisp, and the grease drips away. You then open the door and retrieve nature’s most delicious meat product.

Seriously, are you still here? What is wrong with you?

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The Frywall Is A Splatter Shield For Your Bacon Grease

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Looking like someone repurposed the dreaded cone of shame that you see on dogs after they visit the vet, the Frywall is actually a silicone apparatus designed to help prevent hot oil splatter from reaching your stove, and save you some time and cleaning effort. While it might seem that it could get in the way of your cooking efforts, know that it’s only semi-rigid and can be deformed somewhat if you need to get a spatula in there at an angle. The silicone construction means it can withstand heats up to 450F, which should be enough considering oil starts to smoke around 400F and deep frying is done at 350F. It also collapses down flat for easy storage. It’s $22 and $29, for the 10″ and 12″ versions, respectively.

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Watch A Piglet Love On A Kitten And Try Not To Scream

Watch A Piglet Love On A Kitten And Try Not To Scream

Oh wow. Wow wow wow. This is a dangerously cute video of a piglet snuggling a kitten. It was entirely too much for me to handle all at once so I broke everything within arm’s reach. I’d break all the stuff out of arm’s reach, but that would require standing which I am incapable of […]

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Bacon Chocolate Shot Glasses Are The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

Bacon Chocolate Shot Glasses Are The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

These are bacon chocolate shot glasses by apparent genius Natasha of Through The Eyes of My Belly. She’s even been so kind to provide a tutorial HERE on how to make your very own sweet meat booze vessels. Now there’s a string of words I never thought I’d tip consecutively! But here we are. Feels good, […]

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This Baby Eats Bacon For The First Time & Of Course He Loves It

This Baby Eats Bacon For The First Time & Of Course He Loves It

This is a short video of a baby eating bacon for the first time. Needless to say, he is v into it. How could he not? It’s bacon. Now prepare your ear holes for baby screams and prepare your mouth hole to get real watery and beg for bacon. Is that a strange way to phrase […]

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Watch This Pet Pig Jump In A Leaf Pile And TRY Not To Smile

Watch This Pet Pig Jump In A Leaf Pile And TRY Not To Smile

This is a cute video of a pet pig jumping in a leaf pile. It is a real delight. I was having a pretty lackluster day and now all that has changed. At least for the 8 seconds the video played, anyway. And because one cutie pig video is never enough, here’s a BONUS vid […]

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Watch As A Sleeping Pig Wakes Up To The Smell Of A Cookie

Watch As A Sleeping Pig Wakes Up To The Smell Of A Cookie

Youtuber prissyandbomber posted this sweet video of Phoebe the pig sleeping soundly until her person sets a cookie in smelling distance of her nose. The result is adorable. I would have never imagined I would enjoy staring at a pig’s wiggly snout for two minutes straight, but I did. Thoroughly.

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