Bacon Flavored Coffee Is A Reality

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Bacon and coffe, together at last. Not like, together-in-the-same-breakfast, but in separate dishes, so… sort of like not together. No, we’re talking about together for real. Maple Bacon Deluxe Smoked Coffee is exactly what it sounds like: coffee, but with the delicious flavour and aroma of bacon.

We pour the maple bacon flavor on our slow smoked beans like syrup, letting them soak up all the wonderful bacon goodness. Each cup will taste sweet, savory, and delicious without all the fat and grease. Your entire kitchen, office, or café will smell like a Sunday breakfast.

A 1 lbs. bag is $17.

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Bacon Jams Give You Spreadable Bacon

The closest I could come to spreadable bacon until today was a can of bacon-flavored squeeze cheese. That stuff is hard to find, so I usually have to fry up some real bacon if I have a hankering for salty, tasty pork. These Bacon Jams may well be the food of the gods.

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Bacon Jams are a combination of some seriously tasty foods. Namely, bacon, brown sugar, onions, garlic, and spices. I’m so hungry right now.

In this set of Bacon Jams you get three 8-ounce jars, including original, black pepper, and red chili & garlic flavors. They are all made with real bacon and are gluten free. The sampler pack will set you back $39.99(USD) at ThinkGeek. Expensive yes, but it is spreadable bacon, so it is money well spent.

Bacon Scarf Looks Delicious, Isn’t For Eating

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We want to buy this. It’s a silk scarf made by Natalie Luder, a designer from Switzerland, and is called “Fou Lard Bacon Scarf” (“foulard” is the French word for scarf). It’s digitally printed, along with a black rolled hem, and measures 70.8 inches long x 13.7 inches wide. It looks so delicious, we could eat it. But we won’t.

We won’t even buy it.

Why? Well, because the darn thing is $170. Who on earth would ever pay $170 for a novelty silk scarf? Anyway… it’s nice to know it exists, we suppose.

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This Deck Is Sizzling: Bacon Recipes Playing Cards

Bacon Recipes Playing Cards

Bacon, recipes, and playing cards. Put all three together and you’ve got these Bacon Recipes Playing Cards. You’ll be treated to card upon card printed with a heaping pile of bacon on the back, while the opposite side gives you bacon-centric recipes that should be a breeze to put together. The deck measures 2 1/2-inches x 3 1/2-inches and comes with a linen finish.

It’s available online for about $10.

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Sriracha Bacon Jerky Is The Jerky Of The Gods

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It’s no secret we love bacon. We could even say we’re “in love” with bacon. You can easily see for yourselves. We also have a soft spot for Sriracha, as you can see here. So when we heard that Savage Jerky guys had made some Bacon Sriracha Jerky, we were at a loss for words. What more can a poor blogger want to snack on than this delicious sounding concoction? At $8 for a 2oz bag, it’s not exactly cheap. But do we really care? Bacon Sriracha Jerky? Come on!

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This Grumbly Pig Does NOT Like To Cuddle & It’s Hilarious

This Grumbly Pig Does NOT Like To Cuddle & It's Hilarious

This is Virginia the Pig and her person. Virginia is not feeling particularly cuddly so when her person tries to cozy up next to her, she grumbles. Annnnd now I want a pig. I mean, even moreso than I used to. Before I wanted a pig like, pretty bad. Now I wanna pig like v […]

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Guy Cooks Bacon by Firing an M16

There are hundreds of ways that you can cook bacon. Some of them are more fun than others. Dustin Ellermann likes to cook bacon on his Gemtech TREK 5.56mm suppressor after firing about 90 rounds out of his M16 rifle. Bullets will fly and bacon will fry.

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I knew that suppressors got hot, but I had no idea they got this hot. He gets extra points for actually eating the bacon. In a lot of these sort of cooking food on hot things videos, people don’t even eat what they cooked.

This guy is what America is all about. Remember folks, always bring bacon to the gun range. Shooting all day makes you hungry.

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Micro Pigs Sharing An Apple Is TOO CUTE TO COMPUTE

Micro Pigs Sharing An Apple Is TOO CUTE TO COMPUTE

This is a painfully cute video of a couple of micro pigs sharing an apple. It is easily the sweetest thing you’ve seen in a long time, if ever. It’s so sweet I have cavities coming out the ass! Like, figuratively, just so we’re clear. Sure, the ass is totally a cavity, but cavities coming […]

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