Fans persuade Blizzard to pull sexualized ‘Overwatch’ pose

Sometimes a beta test is more than a glorified demo that the marketing department pushes for to drum up pre-orders. Fans of Overwatch, Blizzard's colorful new shooter, discovered just that recently. Over on the game's official forums, a user noticed...

Your Coffee Table Needs These Classy Cat Butt Coasters

Your Coffee Table Needs These Classy Cat Butt Coasters

Etsy shop BrenleyCreations sells these cat butt coasters. They’re selling in packs of 4 for $11, a part of which is donated to a no-kill, non-profit cat rescue in Toronto. So not only will you score yourself some coasters that look like kitty asses, it’s all for a good cause. Dreams really do come true, […]

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The Greatest Lamp Is A Butt Lamp That Turns On When You Spank It

The Greatest Lamp Is A Butt Lamp That Turns On When You Spank It

A couple years back we learned about Slap It, a butt lamp that turns on when you spank it. Back then there were only a limited amount available for purchase at upwards of $1k. But now, they’re available once again and at the affordable price of $230! Totally worth it. As I’ve mentioned tirelessly in […]

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If You Have A Butt, Watch This Animation About BUTTS

If You Have A Butt, Watch This Animation About BUTTS

This is funny but (BUTT!) very meaningful short about the importance of butts. Because butts are mega important. Your butt isn’t just a part of you, it is you. You are your butt. Personally I’m a huge fan of butts. Always have been, always will be. Much like pizza, butts make my world go round. Long […]

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Twinkle Tush Is A Sparkly Gem That Covers Your Cat’s Butt…

Twinkle Tush Is A Sparkly Gem That Covers Your Cat's Butt...

Because there’s nothing more unsightly than a feline’s @$$hole, Cat Crib is selling Twinkle Tush. It’s a glittery jewel that hangs from the tail to cover your kitty’s back door. Of course, the product site insists the Twinkle Tush is a gag gift only — don’t go attaching this thing to your cat for more […]

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The Twerking Butt Sex Toy Is A Thing That Actually Exists

The Twerking Butt Sex Toy Is A Thing That Actually Exists

Because different strokes for different folks, PornHub bring us The Twerking Butt Sex Toy. I wish they hadn’t, but here we are. (Jk PornHub, you know we cool!) The Classic level is selling for $500. It features Cyberskin Technology, warms to a human butt-like 96.8 degrees, and comes with virtual reality goggles. But why stop […]

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The Butt Towel: Keeping Shower Time Real Classy

The Butt Towel: Keeping Shower Time Real Classy

This is The Butt Towel. As you can see, it’s a towel that looks like you’re showing off your butt. But in reality, you’re not. You’ve got too much modesty for all that! The Butt Towel is selling for $28, which is way way out of my budget for novelty items that will most likely […]

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In China They Sell Peaches with Underwear

Leave it to China to be all weird and objectify their peaches. It isn’t totally unexpected though. Peaches do look like tiny backsides. At least if you squint. And now fruit vendors in China are taking advantage of the peaches’ butt shape, making them all weird and alluring.

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They do look like well-proportioned little butts. This is apparently all being done to capitalize on the the upcoming romantic Qixi Festival. A box of nine panty fruits is 498 yuan or $80(USD). That is pretty expensive for a bunch of peaches and mini undies. And none of them are even marketed as Princess Peach.

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How do you inspect them for freshness? By turning the other cheek. I’m so sorry.

[China News via Kotaku]