Moving Alien Storage Container Holds Cookies Not Facehuggers

What is the deal with all the characters in the Alien franchise? They go into a dark, creepy room with alien eggs everywhere. Inevitably one of them starts to open, the character has to go stare straight inside, and BAM… facehugger. I’d so not look into anything creepy that opens just as I get close to it. Still, you need a cool place to store cookies, so check this out.

This is an Alien motion activated storage container from Middle of Beyond. When you get close, it glows an ominous green, opens up and BAM… cookies. I’d totally look right into this one, mostly to be sure those are chocolate chips, not raisins.

It measures 21″ high and 16″ wide, it should hold lots of cookies. It’s expensive at $250(USD), but grandma’s cookies deserve a nice place to call home.

[via Laughing Squid]

This Alien Egg Cookie Jar Has a Facehugger Lid

In space no one can hear you snack. Fans of the Aliens movies will love this creepy Xenomorph Egg Cookie Jar, though it might scare you every time you enter the kitchen.


This cookie jar looks like a xenomorph egg, and it even has a facehugger lid. It’s great for dieting since it is kind of disgusting and terrifying, and would probably discourage you from reaching for the jar. It would actually be awesome if every time you reached for a cookie, a facehugger was slapped against your face.


Now that would keep you from eating too many cookies, and help you lose weight for sure. Somebody should get on that right away.

If you dare to put one of these in your kitchen, keep an eye out on Amazon. They’re currently sold out, but should retail for about $30(USD) when they’re available again.

[via DangerousMinds via Geekologie]

Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar Will Never Threaten To Stab You, But May Make You Fat

How do you make Portal’s Weighted Companion Cube even more adorable and indispensable? By making it talk and move on its own. But since that will never happen, ThinkGeek has the next best solution: a Companion Cube Cookie Jar. Cube. Jar. Jar Cube. Cubic Jar.

portal companion cube cookie jar

The cube is made of ceramic, measures 7″ x 7″ x 7″ and is probably heavy enough to be useful in case you encounter any button puzzles.

portal companion cube cookie jar 2

Warp to ThinkGeek to order the Companion Cube Cookie Jar for $30 (USD).

[via Geeks Are Sexy]