ToysRUs’ Geoffrey Turns Up Drunk at Jimmy Kimmel Live


ToysRUs spokes giraffe Geoffrey appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Live late night show. Geoffrey had a few drinks too many. He asked the audience if they like toys. He answered the cheering with "Well, I...

ToysRUs’ Geoffrey Turns Up Drunk at Jimmy Kimmel Live


ToysRUs spokes giraffe Geoffrey appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Live late night show. Geoffrey had a few drinks too many. He asked the audience if they like toys. He answered the cheering with "Well, I...

Drunk Guy Tackles Robot, Robot Calls for Help

Apparently, a drunk guy got into a scuffle with a Knightscope K5 security robot, and by scuffle I mean he knocked the 330-pound robot over. Maybe in an effort see if Weebles really do wobble, but don’t fall down, since the thing does look like a giant Weeble. I’m just guessing here.


Anyway, one of the five-foot droids took a fall last week in Mountain View, when a drunk man decided he didn’t like droids. Jason Sylvain knocked down the robot while it was patrolling a parking lot. Now the man faces prowling and public intoxication charges. Stacy Dean Stephens, Knightscope’s VP of marketing said, “The robot did exactly as it was suppose to do. The ‘assault’ was detected and immediately reported. The alarms on the robot sounded, the suspect attempted to flee the scene and was detained by one of my colleagues and me until the Mountain View Police arrived.”

I just want to know how this guy took down a 330-pound robot. Maybe he should play football.

[via C|Net via Engadget]

Robot Drinky is Your Robotic Drinking Buddy

A South Korean inventor has created a robot and turned it into an alcoholic. Essentially, he has made the very first Bender prototype. The little robot’s sole purpose in life is to drink alcohol with you. If it had a shiny metal ass, it would be perfect.

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After all, if you only drink socially, you can’t be an alcoholic, right? The best part is that Bender Junior doesn’t waste your beer. It swigs it down and the alcohol ends up in a jar underneath.

That means you can drink your booze and then drink the robot’s too. It sounds like the guy who made this built it while he was drunk. You can’t buy this bot already built, but its maker plans to make schematics available – just as soon as he gets up off the floor.

[via Distractify]

Gambler Sues Casino: Why A Drunk Gambler Sues Casino?


A totally drunk gambler sues a Las Vegas casino over money loss. Mark Johnston was pickled when he lost over $500,000 at the Downtown Grand casino in Las Vegas. The man was a habitual gambler. But...