Dungeons and Dragons D20 Lamp Lights up Your Game

If you’re into Dungeons and Dragons or other tabletop gaming, then you might want to give this lamp a tumble. You see, it looks just like a 20-sided die (aka “D20”), only bigger… like 10 times bigger.

The USB-powered lamp is official Dungeons and Dragons merch, and features a dragon in the place of the 20 on one of its faces. It measures about 7.5″ tall, and gradually cycles between colors.

I suppose you could roll this thing when it’s unplugged, but I’m gonna bet that it’s not properly balanced for truly random rolls, given the electronics inside, never mind the fact that you might break it. Better off just turning it on and admiring it while it sits there on the shelf. You can grab one of these over at Firebox for $37.99.

This Minecraft Creeper Lamp Shouldn’t Explode When You Turn It On

If there’s one thing Minecraft fans can rely on, it’s those green and block Creepers, and their ability to blow up at the most inopportune moments. Well, now you can keep a Creeper right on your desktop to keep an eye on it, and I’m pretty sure it won’t blow up the place. I think.

You know how they say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer? This is one of those times. This little LED accent lamp runs on a couple of AAA batteries, and switches on and off with a tap on its head. It also makes that sSSSsss BOOM! sound when you switch it on. It’s made from bio-degradable plastic, which is eco-friendly, but won’t produce gunpowder no matter how hard you try.

You can grab the Minecraft Creeper Lamp over at Firebox for just $19.99. Buy a few, and you can create a whole mob of them.

Star Wars Icon Lights: The Cute Side of the Force

While the whole internet is abuzz about Baby Yoda these days, he or she doesn’t have the exclusive on Star Wars cuteness. Nope, not at all. And I’m not talking about Porgs or Ewoks either. I’m talking about these adorable Star Wars Icon Lights.

These little tabletop lights feature cute and charming versions of a First Order stormtrooper, Chewbacca, and Rey. I like to imagine an entire Star Wars movie acted out with these guys, big heads, little bodies, and all. Though I struggle to imagine how R2-D2 or BBB-8 would look in this universe.

They’re perfect for adding a splash of light to any Star Wars fan’s desktop or bookshelf, or as a warmly-glowing nightlight. They measure about 5.5″ high, and run on AA batteries (not included.)

All three lights are available from Firebox now, and sell for just $15.99 each.

 

Water Your Lawn with a Giant Dinosaur Sprinkler

Do you imagine a world where humans and dinosaurs live in peace and harmony? I love that idea, but the Jurassic Park movies have taught me not to get my hopes up too much for friendly raptors and and brontosauri roaming the streets anytime soon. I’m afraid the closest we’re going to get for now is dinosaurs of the inflatable variety.

This isn’t any ordinary blow-up T.Rex, though. This 6-foot-tall prehistoric creature has a water sprinkler in its nose, so you can run under it to keep cool on hot summer days, without risk of being stomped or clawed. And even if it does manage to grab you with its stubby arms, they’re squeezy and won’t do any damage. And that zig-zag of a mouth isn’t chomping anyone.

I’m assuming there’s no reason you couldn’t let T.Rex water your lawn as well, though your neighbors might look at you strangely. Screw ’em, I say. Everyone should have a dinosaur sprinkler on their lawn, and you can grab yours over at Firebox today for just $60.99.

World’s Smallest Stuff Collection: For Tiny People with Tiny Hands

Are you less than 12 inches tall? Or do you just like tinier than normal stuff? Well good news, everyone! The fine folks at Firebox have got you covered with their selection of teensy-tiny versions of objects.

Among the items are a miniature record player, microscope, vacuum cleaner, Etch-a-Sketch, a zen garden, leaf blower, dumbbells and more. The mini Rubik’s Cube looks more difficult to solve than ever, and even rearranging the stickers on this tiny thing would prove to be a challenge.

My fingers are just way too fat to handle these things, but they still would look good sitting on my desk. They’ve even got a little tiny lucky cat in the event you just need a little bit of good luck.

You can check out the entire “World’s Smallest” collection over at Firebox.

PlayStation Controller Coffee Mug: Live In Your World, Drink in Ours

Like many of you, I’ve been playing games on Sony PlayStation consoles since the very first generation. I’ve also been drinking coffee for decades – though recent medical issues have forced me to stick to decaf – blah. Still, I like the morning ritual of a hot cup of joe, and think I’ve found the mug I want to drink mine from now.

This sweet ceramic mug features a mini original PlayStation controller as its handle. It looks just like the real deal, but don’t turn it on it side to try and play Jumping Flash or Parappa the Rapper with it, or you’ll spill hot coffee all over your lap.

The mug is decked out in classic PlayStation grey, with the PlayStation logo on one side, and the brand’s iconic button shapes on its reverse side.

PlayStation fans can grab the mug over at Firebox for about $17.

For an instant, measured dose of caffeine!

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Designed to look almost like an epi-pen for coffee, the Mini Coffee Press is impressively tiny, and works partly like a French Press, and partly like a tea-bag… but for coffee.

Effectively the smallest coffee-press we’ve seen, the Mini Coffee Press comes with a base into which you fill your finely ground coffee, and a top with a plunger on it. Just fill the base to its brim with coffee powder and screw the top on before letting it rest in a cup of warm/hot water. After 4-5 minutes, press down on the plunger, letting the golden coffee pour through from inside the press. Repeat multiple times till you’re satisfied with the color and intensity of your brew. Once you’re done, simply rinse the Mini Coffee Brew and put it back in your pocket because it’s literally that small.

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Lick Your Own Likeness with a Face Licker Lollipop

Want someone to lick your face? Besides your dog, I mean. Well, now you can make your face completely lickable by anyone. I’m talking about a life-size, lickable, lollipop version of your face. This is made possible by Firebox’s new “Face Licker” service.

Want someone else’s face? No problem. It doesn’t have to be your own face. Firebox will make a delicious lollipop version of a friend or a celebrity if you want. Maybe you want Ben Affleck or Gal Gadot. Maybe you want Woody Allen. They don’t care. They will make it and deliver it, ten it’s up to you to either display it forever or get licking on that face. Speaking of Batman and Wonder Woman, I wonder if they would do superheroes.

All you have to do is submit a photo and a short description of the person you want to be immortalized in lollipop form, and then pony up $55. Obviously, there are no returns if you’re disappointed. Also, you don’t get to choose the flavors that go into your custom lollipop. It’s tutti-frutti for every face.

[via Gizmodo]

Sushi Stacker is Like Jenga, but with Raw Fish and Chopsticks

Do you like to play Jenga? How about spicy tuna and wasabi? Well, have I got something for you! Sushi Stacker is a fun new tabletop stacking game that comes with planks that look like sushi instead of blocks of wood.

While you can play the game just like Jenga, the set comes with ideas for nine different games, including some that include picking up the pieces with chopsticks, playing Shogi, using them as dominoes, and some sort of Russian roulette game that I don’t quite understand. But even if you just use these to play sushi Jenga, they should offer plenty of fun.

The set includes 48 sushi pieces – six pieces each in eight different styles, as well as pair of chopsticks. Sushi Stacker is available exclusively from Firebox at the moment, where you can grab it for $40. You could easily spend that much on a raw fish dinner, and it won’t last nearly as long.

These Suitcase Covers Ensure Nobody Will Take Your Luggage by Mistake

We’ve all seen the “Many Bags Look Alike” signs at the airport luggage carousel. You could tie a colorful ribbon around your nondescript suitcase, but chances are somebody else on your flight had the same idea. What you need is a way to make sure that NOBODY could mistake your luggage for theirs. These bag covers should do the trick just fine.

UK gift shop Firebox is selling these awesome Head Case wraps, which can be printed with a big image of your ugly mug, ensuring nobody messes with your bags. Simply upload a photo of your face, and they’ll screenprint your face onto these stretchy polyester Spandex covers, which you can slip over your roller bags.

They come in three sizes to fit a wide variety of luggage, with prices ranging from $26 to $39(USD). While they’re designed to be printed with your face, I see no reason why you couldn’t upload an image of just about any image you wanted – I’m thinking about ordering a bag with the face of Curly Howard from the Three Stooges on it.

[via The Awesomer]