ShotsClub Glass Pistols Decanter Set: Bang, Bang, You’re Drunk!

This decanter set gives a whole new meaning to having a shot. The ShotsClub drinkware set includes two glass pistol shaped decanters, eight shot glasses, a bottle pouring spout, a belt holster, and a padded metal briefcase that can hold both decanters and all shot glasses.

This is a set that 007 would use. He can take it with him on all of his missions and always have some booze for himself and the ladies. The set also includes a belt holster that lets you keep your glass sidearms and shot glasses ready for action.

I want to be the kind of cowboy that some dude calls you out at high noon and you show up not for a gunfight, but ready to pour some whiskey. I like that idea. If you’re gonna drink, you might as well do it in style.

[via The Awesomer via Geekologie]

Game of Thrones Candles: The Scents of Castamere

Candles are good for some things, like killing the stench of unwashed bodies after binging years of Game of Thrones episodes in one weekend sans shower leading up to the new season’s debut. You don’t want just any scent covering up the B.O. when watching HBO’s hit drama, no, you want these Game of Thrones scented candles.

They come in scents representing House Stark and House Lannister. The gray tin is the House Stark sigil candle that smells like pine. That isn’t what you might expect house Stark to smell like. I’d wager it smells more like a combination of hay and wolf shit.

As for the House Lannister candle, it presumably smells better, as it’s cinnamon scented. That must be what gold and love for your sister smells like. Each of the candles is $12.99 at ThinkGeek and are shipping now.

Pennywise IT Raining Blood Umbrella Doesn’t Float

Sometimes it rains cats and dogs, and you need an umbrella to avoid getting wet. Your umbrella doesn’t have to be boring and black. It can have creepy clowns and blood splatter on it.

The IT: Raining Blood Pennywise liquid reactive umbrella is up for pre-order on Merchoid. It starts out all white with black line art of Pennywise from the recent IT movie. When rain hits it, a delightful red blood spatter appears.

Pennywise also gets red lips, nose, and slash marks on his face. The umbrella is $22.99 and can be preordered now with delivery starting this June.

Star Wars R2-D2 Toaster: The Breads You’re Looking For

If you need a bit of droid with your breakfast, and who doesn’t really, get yourself this fun Star Wars R2-D2 Toaster. C-3PO is probably jealous, but let’s face it, Goldenrod just doesn’t have the same personality, and he’s generally pretty annoying.

This toaster burns an image of R2-D2 on every piece of bread inserted into it. No holograms of Princesses here, just tasty toast with an image on it. This officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise will toast waffles, toast, toaster pastries, and more. And you don’t need to go to a Jawa flea market to get it. Why would you ever go back to plain toast after experiencing R2 toast? How could you? You can’t. After all, Astromech droids are part of a well-balanced breakfast.

This bad boy has multiple heating settings like reheat, defrost, and quick stop. It also has a removable crumb tray and an adjustable thermostat. And naturally, it holds two slices of bread. Because R2 is versatile like that. Don’t miss out on this kitchen toaster from a galaxy far far away.

This is proof again that R2 is the king of droids. BB-8 just can’t compete. So let’s raise a toast to… R2-D2 toast.

Monopoly IT Edition: Rich Uncle Pennywise

My first brush with Stephen King’s IT came at a young age when I was home one-day in the summer, and found it in my dad’s bookshelf. It scared the crap out of me within a couple of chapters, and I never finished reading it. The miniseries from back in the day was just as scary. I took my daughter to see the new IT when it was in theaters, and spent most of the time waiting for jump scares so I could frighten her. I got my money’s worth; the people around me not so much.

If you enjoy having the IT scared out of you too, check out this new Monopoly game, based on the creepy franchise.

 

We have yet to see any pictures of the board, tokens, or game cards, but the game will have players traveling around locations from the evil town of Derry. It will include special Losers’ Club currency, and tokens that look like items from IT as well. Hopefully Pennywise will take over duties for Rich Uncle Pennybags, and one of the tokens will be a red balloon.

Monopoly: IT Edition is expected to ship this May for $39.99, and you can pre-order it now over at Entertainment Earth.

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredder Cheese Shredder

So yeah. This exists. If it’s wordplay, someone will make a product out of it. That’s the case here. What you are looking at is an officially licensed stainless steel Shredder cheese shredder. It taunts turtles while it shreds cheeses.

This geeky kitchen gadget has a classic stainless steel box cheese grater design with a handle in the shape of Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That’s pretty cool I guess, but they really should have included some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shaped cheeses as well. I mean, Shredder is the bad guy after all and if he’s gonna shred, he should shred the turtles. Right? Plus you get to resell nerds cheeses over and over again. That’s how you make money. It’s the old razor-razorblade business model.

But as it is, all they did was slap a Shredder head onto a standard cheese grater. I can do that myself for cheaper. I mean it won’t be a fancy metal head like this one but still. This isn’t exactly a shredder that will Make America Grate Again is all I’m saying.

Grab the Shredder shredder over on Amazon for $22. Hit me up again when you have some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cheeses to offer, you weirdos.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

This Rocket Powered Golf Club Swings at 150 MPH

How fast can you swing a golf club? I have no idea what the record for a human might be, but I know that pros can swing at about 110 MPH. The rest of us, not very fast. If you want to swing a golf club really fast, you have to enlist some help from a former NASA engineer like Mark Rober who teamed up with Smarter Every Day’s Destin Sandlin to add some rocket power to the situation.

The built a swinging rig, then added two F size model rocket engines to a driver so that it swings at 150 MPH. You can check out the video right here. The first successful run begins at the 10:08 mark, but most of the failures are equally entertaining to watch. After they use the club to hit a few golf balls, they naturally move on to the important stuff like a watermelon. I’m not sure how far they managed to hit those golf balls, but I can tell you that the watermelon didn’t go far, because there wasn’t enough of it left to travel through the air as the thing exploded.

This is just proof that everything is better when it’s rocket-powered. Now we just need to get those snooty PGA golf pros to start using these clubs. It might make the sport more watchable.

If you dare want to try to build a rocket-powered golf club for yourself, you can check out the build docs over on Mark Rober’s instructional website.

[via Geekologie]

Super Mario Bros. World 2-2 Shower Curtain: Look Out for Cheep Cheeps

It’s shower time and you know what that means. That’s right. It’s time for World 2-2 the water level. This is the perfect shower curtain for any Super Mario Bros. fan. This shower curtain looks just like the classic video game level that you know and love.

You better lather up and wash fast though, because this level only gives you 400 seconds to complete it. That’s under 7 minutes. You’ll need to watch out for those Cheep Cheeps and Bloopers too. Those Bloopers were a big pain, but otherwise, the level was pretty easy.

The shower curtain is a ThinkGeek exclusive and a officially-licensed Super Mario Bros. merch. If you want a Super Mario themed bathroom, this is a good way to start. I wonder if they have Super Mario toilet paper to go with. You’ll have to let us know about that, and everything else you find once you have redecorated the room completely. Spare no expense. Don’t be Cheep Cheep about it.

Check out Some Cool Pool Tricks and Domino Mazes

Hevesh5 (aka Lily Hevesh) has a ton of patience when it comes to setting up dominoes. She recently put together a video which combines falling dominoes with pool shots, and the end result is pretty damn cool.

All I know is that these shots must have taken a long time to set up. She’s a real pool shark, a hustler, a domino diva. This puts a whole new twist on that game of pool I was going to play tonight. Now I feel like I have to set up some elaborate domino structures just to compete.

There are some failures along the way here, like the one on the air hockey table, but mostly impressive wins. Some of these even go from air hockey table to pool table. Others use multiple pool tables. It looks like a lot of fun, but I wouldn’t want to be the one who has to clean all of those dominoes up after a day of this kind of fun.

Great job, Lily. This kind of thing takes careful planning and precision with the strategic placement of every single domino. You have to be good with a pool cue too.

[via Laughing Squid via Geekologie]

Own a Replica of Clark Griswold’s Family Truckster

Check out this awesome replica of the Wagon Queen Family Truckster from National Lampoon’s Vacation.  This is a damn fine automobile. It’s not just for the likes of Clark Griswold either. You can own this one for yourself.

This modded 1981 Ford LTD will be up for bidding at the Barrett-Jackson automobile auction in Palm Beach, Florida, April 11-13, 2019. The only vehicle that could be better for a National Lampoon fan would be Cousin Eddie’s RV from Christmas Vacation.

This is the real deal. Make sure you take the requisite family vacations to Wally World and Las Vegas with this thing. And naturally, it can haul a Christmas tree (or Aunt Edna) on that roof rack. Just remember not to leave the dog tied up to the bumper.

Is this thing beautiful or ugly? I can’t decide. Maybe beautifully ugly. Anyway, it looks like it just came off the showroom floor. Better save your money up folks so you can drive this baby home in April.

[via Geekologie]