Your Pen Sir: Knight Pen Holder

knight pen holder
Good Sir, I present to you with all dignity and honor, your pen. With the Executive Knight Pen Holder, your pen will be held mightily aloft by a brave knight of the round table (even if you happen to be sitting at a rectangular or cubical cubicle). This knight is made regally of resin, bowing proudly on a base, and holds a metal pen.
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The pen is after all mightier than the sword. Your majesty’s writing implement is always at hand and safe from marauding intruders thanks to this armored pen carrier. Includes a refillable pen (uses Cross Standard Ballpoint Pen Refills) and measures approx. 4″ x 5.5″ x 5.75″.
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This Knight Guards your Eggs

arthur egg holder This Knight Guards your Eggs
The only round table we might be gathering around these days is the kitchen table but that doesn’t mean you can’t add a medieval touch to your breakfast. The Arthur Boiled Egg Cup Holder This Knight Guards your Eggs is a little knight that will keep your eggs safe from marauding invaders. Not only does this knight in shining armor hold a boiled egg in his body, he also wields a weapon to eat with- a spoon. Thank you brave knight, you have guarded that egg with honor.
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This Knight Guards your Eggs
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Magnet

monty python black knight Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Magnet
It’s just a flesh wound! Recreate the epic comedic battle on your fridge with this Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Magnet. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Magnet All the limbs come off, as they should, but rest assured this knight will not give up the fight for his “bridge” ever because that severed limb tis’ but a scratch! Measures 10 1/2-inches tall x 6 1/2-inches wide.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Magnet

Mega Stomp Panic: Clip-On Motion Powered Sound Effects Audio Reality Costume

mega stomp panic animated Mega Stomp Panic: Clip On Motion Powered Sound Effects Audio Reality Costume
I’m sure your Halloween (or other) costume is all set with the visual appeal but it needs audio to be complete. The Mega Stomp Panic Mega Stomp Panic: Clip On Motion Powered Sound Effects Audio Reality Costume has 9 different really cool sound effect styles that are motion activated to sync up to your steps. For each sound bank there are two sounds- one for walking and one for stomping. The Mega Stomp Panic attaches to your pocket and lights up at night:
mega stomp panic Mega Stomp Panic: Clip On Motion Powered Sound Effects Audio Reality Costume
Is uses an accelerometer to time the effects to your movements and create the audio illusion. Here are the sound effects to choose from, just turn the dial to select (the other dial adjusts volume)

    Hydraulic Robot (robot walking, crushing things)
    Rainstorm (walking in puddles, splashing in puddles)
    Zombie Attack (squishy walk, dragging a dead limb, zombie attack RAWR!)
    Gigantic Monster (city-squishing monster walk, crushing buildings)
    Gunslinger (walking with boots & spurs, shotgun pump & fire)
    Medieval Knight (walking in plate armor, swords clanging)
    Pegleg Pirate (every other foot is your peg leg!, pistol firing, swords clanging)
    8-Bit Gaming Hero (video game walk, coin collecting, pew pew!)
    Steampunk Giant Robot (hydraulic robot walking, steam, crushing things)

You don’t even need a costume to tool around with this thing. Action video? You got it:

Awesome!

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Mega Stomp Panic: Clip-On Motion Powered Sound Effects Audio Reality Costume