Spit Shine Mitt: Save Your Dust Drama for This Llama

It seems as if no matter how hard I try, there’s always dust on every smooth surface in my house. Perhaps it’s all the dander that my two dogs kick up, or maybe the same thing happens to everyone, pets or no pets. I usually use a Swiffer duster to keep things clean, but I think this llama dust mitt looks like much more fun.

Fred calls their dust mitt the “Spit Shine,” which is only appropriate because of llamas’ tendency to spit when they’re riled up. That said, I don’t recommend actually spitting on this before you wipe down your countertops unless you want a sticky, germ-filled mess. Also, don’t try an use an actual llama to do your cleaning. It’ll only make matters much, much worse.

You can clean up your dusty old house for just under 15 bucks. The Spit Shine Llama Mitt is available now from Amazon. Spit sold separately.

This Llama Spits Pepper Spray

If and when you ever find yourself face to face with an attacker, a canister of pepper spray can help you fend off the bad guy and beat a hasty retreat. But just because you carry a can of pepper spray on your keychain doesn’t mean it needs to be ugly. Why not go for one that’s shaped like a llama?

Pepperem’s silly looking self-defense spray works just like a real llama, an animal which is known to spit as a show of dominance… except this llama spits eye- and throat-burning capsaicinoids, which are sure to leave any would-be attacker rolling on the ground and crying like a baby. Good llama!

The llama has a spitting range of 10 feet, and can fire up to 25 bursts of nasty pepper spray. Despite its playful looks, this thing is not a toy, and it has a safety lock on it to prevent accidental deployment. According to Pepperem, the pepper llama is legal in all 50 states, though you’ll want to double-check your local laws before you buy.

These things look pretty cute by themselves, but when you line up an army of pepper llamas, they start to look really intimidating.

[via Reddit]

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