Shadow Fighter Projection Game Allows You to Practice Sparring with a Shadow

The world: it’s full of bullies. And what better way to equip yourself to deal with them than to know how to kick all their asses? Enter the Shadow Fighter gaming system (affiliate link), a projector that allows you to spar against a shadow enemy while brushing up on your offensive and defensive martial arts moves. Fingers crossed they release an expansion pack with nunchucks and throwing stars!

The projector system features four modes of difficulty (easy, intermediate, hard, and practice), and is powered by 5 AA batteries. It emits a green light when you successfully land a hit against your shadowy opponent, a red light when you’re struck, and emits no light at all if you put the batteries in backward.

So, yeah, it looks like a great way to accidentally punch a few more holes in my living room wall. “Well it’s not like we were going to get the security deposit back anyway,” I imagine telling myself while eyeing the fireman’s pole I installed from the upstairs bedroom to the kitchen.

Hidden Ninja Smartphone Stand

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I always feel like somebody’s watching me- and my phone. No you’re not paranoid, there really is a trained assassin hiding behind the Hidden Ninja Smartphone Stand (in 3 different ninja styles). Deep in the black shadows behind this polyresin stand hides a deadly ninja ready to guard your phone from any aging action hero that wants to try to take it. With all the personal information on your phone, it’s probably a good idea to have some silent protection. After all, you can trust a ninja, right?

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Ninja Ghost Lightclip iPhone Accessory

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Turn your iPhone into a ninja ghost with the Lightclip. This 3D printed object simply slides over the back of your iPhone. Then you use any of your favorite free (or paid if you’re a baller) flashlight apps to shine the phone’s rear light. The light diffuses through the ninja ghost and you’ve got a cool, albeit battery draining, little light. (via likecool)

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Ninja Pencils

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Get extra stealthy with your writing with a set of Ninja Pencils. What makes these pencils cool is that they are black on black on black. Black wood, black eraser, black pencil. Unlike a yellow pencil, they will never see you coming. Plus there’s ninja eyes and ninjitsu writing on them. They’re #2, so use them on a Scantron. The pencil is mightier than the sword- ninjas can kill with words too.

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Ninja Mug

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Commence stealthy coffee drinking with the Ninja Mug. This ninja (who for some reason I feel like I can trust) has been extensively training in the fine art of hot beverage holding. His grueling training allows him to remain perfectly still indefinitely. Wax on, wax off. Paint the fence. Like most real ninjas, he is dishwasher safe and made of a top secret proprietary blend of ceramic and awesomeness.

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Office Ninja Blowgun Set

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Protect the company at all costs! A trained office assassin can never have too many weapons at their disposal so why not add one more to your office warfare arsenal with the Office Ninja Blowgun Set Office Ninja Blowgun Set? Comes with a pair of plastic blowguns in red and blue, a set of 12 matching darts for each, and a styrofoam practice target (Steve from Marketing is your real target, btw. You can find him either in the break room for his 4th coffee of the day or flirting with Amy from Accounting at her cubicle. The time is near, the mission’s clear. This message will self destruct in 3..2..1…)

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