Julius Caesar was kind of a dick. So much so that all his friends ganged up and stabbed the life out of him. Even his best pal Brutus. Sometimes you gots to cut a brother. If you want to impress your Lit or English teacher or just want something geeky and cool for your desk at the office, this pen and pencil holder will hold your writing implements assassination style. The pen is mightier than the sword and what not.

The bust of poor ole Julius has seven holes in the back for you to jam pencils and pens into. Caesar has the unhappy frown on his face that says “You to?!” through all the ages. You can get one for your desk for $19.99 from WhatonEarth, and you don’t even have to wait for the Ides of March.

[via OddityMall]