Dr. Pimple Popper’s Pimple Pete Game: A Pus-itively Gross Game for Kids

Hello, pimple poppers. Do you want a new game where you play with zits? Of course, you do you nasty thing. Well, you are in luck. The Pimple Pete Game Presented by Dr. Pimple Popper is all about popping pimples.

If that sounds like fun to you, Spin Master’s nasty game lets you pop pimples with your family and friends. Pimple Pete has a face that only a dermatologist would love. Each player spins the arrow, then chooses a squishy pimple to “pop” on the area indicated. The goal is to get the “pimple” out without triggering the Mega-Zit filled nose, which is filled with water (though I suppose you could fill it with something nastier.) So you are either going to get a zit or a squirt. Who is entertained by this?

The game is described as “a little ‘yuck’ factor with a lot of fun factor” and “some gross-out fun”. If you say so. Remember when games used to be fun instead of gross? If you want some pimply fun in your game night, you can find the game on Amazon for less than 10 bucks.

 

 

This Fidget Toy Lets Simulates Popping Zits

Simulations are fun. Some people like to play The Sims or Roller Coaster Tycoon, others like to fly flight simulators on their PC. Still others like to pop pimples. Those people are gross. And since even gross nasty pimple poppers need to be entertained, the Pop it Pal will keep them popping fresh zits for hours.

You can check out a video demo below. Prepare to be grossed out since it looks pretty real I guess. Or if you would rather not watch the video, you can always squeeze one of your own zits and get the same results. This $20 piece of silicon lets a user pop fifteen fake pimples. You can even get it in a light or dark skin tone and it comes with a 3-ounce refill of pimple pus as well as a refill tool. Sweet!

If this is your thing, you can grab extra bottles of pimple pus for $6 each. I can’t imagine anyone spending money on this ever, but I guess I’m not the target audience. But if you love to pop pimples all day long, this is your new favorite toy. Just don’t admit to anyone that you actually bought this, and please don’t do it in public.

[via Mashable via Geekologie]