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You Can’t Miss With These Stormtrooper Bath Fizzers

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Sure, Stormtroopers might not be able to hit the broad side of a space barn with their blasters, but they do know cleanliness, as evidenced by their sparkling white armor. That’s why I only trust my baths to Stormtrooper Bath Fizzers from Mad Beauty. They’re guaranteed to get you clean and help you relax and forget about why you joined the Galactic Empire in the first place. What were you thinking?!

A $13 bag from FireBox contains six fizzers with cedar wood and lime fragrance (not what I imagined Stormtroopers smelled like, but whatever) and “fizz around your tub producing a marble of black and white.” That’s fun. Need an even darker side to bath time? No worries, Mad Beauty also makes Darth Vader bath fizzers that turn your water jet black. LIKE MY HEART. Just kidding, it’s grayish-brown.

Honestly, I’m more of a shower guy than a bath guy. I don’t know, just something about sitting in a pool of my own filth that kinda grosses me out. I’m sure they’re fine for other people; I just have a dirt cloud following me around that puts even Pig-Pen’s to shame.

Three Wise Stormtroopers ‘See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil’ Figurine Set

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Being able to buy a Star Wars-themed version of everything: it’s one of our inalienable rights as human beings. And to prove that is this Three Wise Stormtroopers figurine set made by Nemesis Now and available on Amazon (affiliate link). The three stormtroopers embody the traditional Japanese proverb “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil,” and look quite sharp doing it if I say so myself. That armor looks clean enough to eat off of.

The officially-licensed stormtroopers stand approximately 7″ tall and are cast from resin and individually hand-painted. It’s probably wise they went with individual hand painting instead of trying to paint all the figures at once. I imagine that would take a level of ambidextrousness previously unheard of.

These are going to make a great on my bookcase, which, incidentally, is entirely filled with Star Wars collectibles and no books, making it more of a Star Warscase. So, which one of the figures is your favorite? Mine is the ‘see no evil’ trooper because it reminds me of how most stormtroopers must aim.

Stormtroopers Playing Poker Figurine: Betting on The Empire

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Because when it rains, it pours stormtroopers, hot on the white-booted heels of yesterday’s stormtrooper bookends, comes this figurine of four stormtroopers playing poker. So, if you were ever wondering what stormtroopers do in their time off from missing targets and holding books up, apparently it’s play cards. And from the look of things, one player has his blaster at his side ready to ‘Han shot first’ the rest of the gamblers in the event he loses. High stakes!

Created by Nemesis Now and available through Merchoid, the figure is cast from poly-resin and hand-painted. It measures approximately 7.2″ tall and is sure to be a conversation piece at your next get-together. Presumably, a conversation that goes something like, “Wow, there really is a market for Star Wars everything, isn’t there?”

Will stormtroopers playing poker be the new dogs playing poker? I doubt it. But did that stop me from buying a truckload of these figurines hoping to resell them on eBay for a profit? No, sadly, my credit card being declined did. Apparently, you’re supposed to pay them back monthly.

Stormtrooper Bookends: Hopefully Better at Holding Books Than Aiming

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Because if they can’t hit the broad side of a barn with their blasters, they should at least be good at something; these are the Stormtrooper Bookends made by Nemesis Now and available on Amazon (affiliate link). Congratulations, you two; based on your inability to hit even a single rebel on Endor, you’re on book detail from now on. Try not to screw this up too, or it’s the garbage compactor for you.

The officially licensed bookends are cast in resin, hand-painted, and stand approximately 7.5″ tall. They feature the likeness of two stormtroopers trying their hardest to keep your books upright and avoid the inevitable Force choke from Vader if they fail. That’s a lot of pressure.

I think these stormtroopers will compliment your existing AT-AT bookends nicely. And you do already own a set of those, right? Who doesn’t? Granted, I don’t own any books and use them as napkin holders, but I’ve always been more of an eater than a reader.

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Stormtrooper and Darth Vader Robotic Vacuums

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Take your home from the Dark Side to the squeaky clean light side of the Force with the Darth Vader and Stormtrooper Samsung Powerbot Robotic Vacuums. Unlike real Stormtroopers, this vacuum never misses- any dirt- thanks to advanced mapping software and a full view sensor. You can schedule cleanings and check on it’s progress via the app.

These limited edition Roomba competitors have special Star Wars sound effects (like lightsabers and Darth Vader breathing) that activate when you give it various commands via the remote control. These vacuums integrate using WiFi with Amazon Alexa, Google Assistant, and with more advanced controls via your smartphone and Samsung SmartThings. But best of all, they just look really cool.

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3D Printed Stormtrooper Foosball Heads

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We’ve heard it a million times: “I have a 3D printer, but I have no idea what cool stuff to print!” Well, guys, here’s a fun project. If you have a foosball table, YouMagine member Excite created a set of Stormtrooper heads that you can use to replace the ones currently on your table, by simply snapping them over the standard ones. Of course, there are limitations: it’ll only work if you have a Sportcraft table, plus it’ll upset the balance of the players which some more serious aficionados might dislike. But if you’re really looking to spice up your table, the files are available for download on the YouMagine website.

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Star Wars Leather Motorcycle Jackets

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Feel the Force… of wind in your face as you cruise down the highway in one of these badass Star Wars Motorcycle Jackets. These awesome leather jackets come in the four styles show above: Boba Fett, Stormtrooper, black Shadow Stormtrooper, and Darth Maul. There’s also an Imperial style one available in black (below) or in white:
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Each of these officially licensed jackets has a removable quilted-cotton lining and CE-approved body armor for added safety on the road (shoulders, forearms, and a spine protector). They look cool enough to wear both riding and every day out on the streets. You could ever use it as part of a costume. So hop on your speeder and hit the road.
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Star Wars Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Use the Force, Luke…. or just a little more salt. From the Dark Side of your kitchen you can season your food in Empire style with these Star Wars Salt & Pepper Shakers. Star Wars Salt and Pepper Shakers You get one Darth Vader pepper shaker and one Stormtrooper salt shaker.
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Just be careful with that Stormtrooper one- he has really really bad aim. Made of ceramic and measuring 3.75″ wide x 2.5″ deep x 3″ high, these refillable shakers have a plastic stopper on the bottom. Not microwave safe (but why would you microwave your salt or pepper anyway? who does that?)
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Star Wars Dog Toys

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The Force is strong with this Star Wars Dog Collection at Petco. Featuring a galaxy wide array of geeky toys and accessories for your pooch like the multi-squeaker toys shown above. Each has many squeakers to keep your dog busy playing with characters like Jabba the Hutt (who wouldn’t want to take a bite of Tatooine’s vile gangster?), Darth Vader, and everyone’s favorite Wookiee Chewbacca (chew on Chewy). All that playing is making your dog tired. Have a nap here:
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It’s a Yoda Pet Bed (also available in Darth Vader). It’s 100% polyester with comfortable plush center and Yoda’s head as a backrest. Just two more naps and your dog will have completed his Jedi training. Enough resting, how about more dog toys?
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Let your dog sink it’s teeth (lightly) into the Stormtrooper Stick Toy, C-3PO Canvas Toy, and everyone’s favorite bounty hunter- Boba Fett. What about clothing?
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Your dog will look sharp in this Yoda Dog Hoodie. Other dog outfits available too.

To see the full collection of Star Wars dog toys and accessories, head on over here to Petco. And for you cat people, check out our post on Star Wars Cat Toys.

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