You know how it is, you’re sitting down and enjoying your dinner, spork in hand, when someone tries to steal your food. Well, they won’t be doing that if you are using Ka-Bar’s tactical spork, which sports a hidden blade. No one will ever mess with your food again.
The cost of this reassurance during mealtime is just $15.50(USD) over on Amazon. You wanted my salad, well now you lost an eye.
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Doomsday preppers are always on the lookout for the next tool that will supposedly help them survive the collapse of civilization. While a loaded shotgun and non-perishable foodstuffs seem like essentials, you’ll likely want to take a look at the M48 Kommando Tactical Survival Shovel with Sheath by United Cutlery.
– Features virtually indestructible, injection-molded nylon handle with 30% fiberglass & nylon reinforcement.
– The shovel head is made of tempered 2Cr13 stainless tool steel with a hard, black oxide coating.
– Perfect for camping and outdoors use, light chopping, or for use as a defensive weapon in an emergency situation.
– The shovel point edge is sharpened, with a partially serrated edge on one side, and a concave chopping edge on the other.
– Includes a reinforced nylon belt pouch.
The best part is that adding a cool item to your survival arsenal doesn’t have to break the bank now… you know, before banks are obsolete? It’s $41.
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This is a baby carrier that features a MOLLE system to attach… stuff to it. It’s made from a 1000D Nylon and meets ASTM F2236-14 regulations for baby carriers. Heck, it looks like something a SWAT team would wear, except it’s your baby you stuff inside. It’s awesome!
The Mission Critical Baby Carrier is a front carry baby carrier. Simple, intuitive design makes it easy to put on and secure your baby. Baby can face in or out, depending on their stage of development. It features a removable and washable liner, hidden hood, MOLLE straps for customization, and a unique secure vest design allowing full freedom of hands and mobility.
– For Babies approx 8-35 lbs
– 1000D Nylon outer construction
– Meets ASTM F2236-14 regulations for baby carriers
– YKK zippers
– Sun shield
– MOLLE attachment front and back
– Weight 36.5 oz
But being the most badass dad on the block will cost you. The Mission Critical Baby Carrier is $190.
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Whenever we come across something like the United M48 Tactical War Hammer, we often read about zombies in the description some journalists give it. It’s as if we have to conjure up some reason to own this, and zombies is a safe bet since no one will ever be sad we’re contemplating killing a fictional character. However, we think the United M48 Tactical War Hammer with Sheath is badass all on its own, zombie or not.
The M48 Tactical War Hammer from United Cutlery is the hammer/axe combination! The cast 2Cr13 stainless steel black oxide-coated head can pummel almost anything with ease. The handle features a defensive war hammerhead and a devestating piercing spike, which offers great applications as an effective breaching tool and defensive hammer. The 30% fiberglass handle is nearly indestructible, and the axe head is attached to it with metal bolts. Includes a TPR hammerhead cover and a nylon sheath with Velcro closure.
– 7 3/4″ cast 2Cr13 stainless steel head
– Powerful back spike
– 30% fiberglass & reinforced nylon handle
– Measures 15 1/2″ overall in length
– Includes TPR head cover and a nylon sheath with a Velcro closure
Better yet, it’s not going to break the bank at $50.
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Flashlights are generally meant to help you find your way in the dark, but when they’re bright enough they can also help you ward off would-be attackers. You’re meant to shine the light straight in their eyes and use their temporary blindness to get away, however some determined miscreants might still rush at you even blinded. That’s when the spikes on the Tactical Flashlight Self Defense Torch would come in handy. It’s not the ultimate in self-protection but a few good spike hits to a soft spot somewhere might give you an edge if it ever comes down to it. It measures 6.8 inches in length and weighs 7 ounces. It’s $17.
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Be ready for anything you might encounter at the office and look spiffy to boot with the laser-guided tactical necktie. It’s basically the most bad-ass tie you can ever own, with a MOLLE system sewn right onto it with a built-in D loop. It also comes with a removable pouch that you can fill with your small but essential stuff, like a multi-tool or mints or something.
The coolest part? The second removable pouch, which houses the class II laser pointer that you can use when you’re presenting something or when you just want to mess around with the people on the other end of the room.
The tactical necktie is available online for $29.99.
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Guns are great for taking out hordes of zombies from a distance, but what happens when you run out of ammo or if they get too close? No problem. With these tactical firearm axe heads you can quickly transition from ranged attacks to direct zombie-chopping action. Take that you rotting freak!
Don’t be unprepared. Attach an axe to that weapon. You will live a lot longer in the zombiepocalypse. Besides, slicing zombies is fun!
This thing will cost you just $120(USD) from meleemods.
[via This Is Why I'm Broke]