Cardboard Cat TARDIS Is Perfect for Doctor Mew

Did you know that on Gallifrey, all cats roam free? Well, you shouldn’t, since I just made that up. But I have it on good authority that the next time the good Doctor regenerates, he’s going to be turned into a cat. So it’s a good thing that somebody has already worked out a TARDIS that’s just the right size for Doctor Mew.

The guys over at CacaoPets sell this TARDIS-inspired cat house that’s the perfect place for your kitty to hang out inside of as they get ready for their next mission across time and space. No glue is required, so you just follow the directions and slide the pieces together. It’s made from thick 4mm corrugated cardboard, which is much sturdier than those Amazon boxes you have lying around and were thinking about building your own cat TARDIS from. That said, I know of no cardboard that can withstand the claws of a feline hellbent on turning everything into a scratching post.

The finished cat TARDIS measures just under 19″ square and a little over 21″ tall. It may even be bigger on the inside, making it just right for kitty and their faithful companion to travel in. Rather than being powered by The Eye of Harmony, this TARDIS gets its energy from pure catnip, so be sure to stock up. If you’re ready to send your cat on a mission to defeat K9 and his army of robot dogs, you can find the cat TARDIS over on Etsy for $81.

This TARDIS Teapot and Mug Are Shinier on the Outside

Doctor Who fans have a huge selection of merchandise to choose from, so if you’re going to add to your collection, it better be something unique. I’ve seen lots of TARDISes before (or is it TARDI?), and even seen a TARDIS teapot. But this is definitely the first time I’ve seen such a delightfully shiny TARDIS teapot.

Plus Toynk’s TARDIS teapot comes with a matching TARDIS mug to go with it. Imagine heading out through space and time with your companion as you sip tea from a tiny police call box. The ceramic tea set is perfect for any Whovian.

If you’re ready for a delightful mug of tea to go with your Jammie Dodgers, you can grab this set for $64.99 over at Toynk. Surely, filling the TARDIS with searing hot tea won’t do anything strange to the space-time continuum.

This TARDIS Mug Holds a Whopping 64 Ounces of Coffee

Check out this jumbo-sized 64 oz. TARDIS Mug. It’s round rather than square which is much better for coffee sipping. Looks odd at first, but the more I see it, the more I like it. Does it hold more coffee inside than it appears? I have no idea, but I’m going to have fun finding out.

Yes, there are many Doctor Who TARDIS Mugs out there and you probably have several of them in your collection, so why not add this one too? Besides, it’s cool because it’s round and huge. This piece of officially-licensed Doctor Who merchandise will take your morning coffee to the next relative dimension in space. There’s no better way to wake up. Hey, the show is now “woke” and so are you.

It’s my opinion that the TARDIS should only ever have one companion and that’s coffee. Best companion you can have. It doesn’t talk, it wakes you up and it is actually helpful during an adventure. Yep, just give me a sonic screwdriver and a cup of Joe, and I’ll save the universe every time.

Sadly this mug can’t materialize itself from the table to the sink, or from the cabinet to your hand, but it’s still pretty awesome. You can grab one today from ThinkGeek for $24.99.

Doctor Who TARDIS French Press: Coffee for Your Companion

This Doctor Who TARDIS Coffee Press is the perfect way to start your morning – for both you and a companion. I don’t know about you, but I need a good strong cup of coffee to wash the taste of that last season from my palette. I’m just sad it doesn’t make TARDIS noises and light up on top after your coffee has steeped long enough.

Sadly, it’s not bigger on the inside, but its 34 ounce capacity should be more than enough to keep you buzzing. We Americans prefer coffee over tea, but I guess you could make tea in it too. I don’t see why not. The Doctor’s TARDIS can do all kinds of things, but it can’t sit on your counter and make coffee, now can it? I’d say that puts you one-up on the good Doctor.

You may not be running around saving the world from Daleks, but at least you’ll be well-caffeinated thanks to this mini Police Box. More like a Police cylinder, really. Materialize one into your kitchen today for $39.99 over at ThinkGeek.

Doctor Who TARDIS Bag: Portable Police Box

We don’t yet have the technology to make this Doctor Who TARDIS Messenger Bag bigger on the inside and make it an actual time machine, so you can’t jump inside and have an adventure. Although that would be pretty damn cool. Anyway, this bag is still pretty awesome, and Whovians are going to love it.

This bag has a sweet TARDIS design both outside and in. Just flip the flap up to display the police telephone sign, and inside it has a cute TARDIS print lining. It’s a messenger style bag, but it’s closer to the size of a handbag. It’s made of faux leather and has one zipped and one open pocket on the inside, while the strap has an adjustable 13″-26″ drop.

I can see the new Doctor herself wearing this bag. In fact, I kind of wish they would make this an accessory that she carries around on the show. She can keep her sonic screwdriver and other necessities inside. You can get one for yourself for $69.99 from none other than ThinkGeek.

TARDIS Beer Stein: Doctor Brew

Drink up all of time and space with this awesome TARDIS beer stein. Is it bigger on the inside? I hope so, because I am super thirsty. It certainly might appear that way after you’ve had enough to drink.


The 9″ tall glazed blue ceramic stein features relief detailing, and holds up to 50 oz. of your favorite beverage. Drink up until you regenerate my friends.


…or until you pass out, because you swear you just saw your stein de-materialize and then re-materialize before your very eyes, before a tiny Doctor emerges and tells you you have had enough. Which Doctor depends on how many drinks you have had. How many Sonic Screwdrivers am I holding up?

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Doctor Who TARDIS Free Library is Smarter on the Inside

I love walking through neighborhoods around the country and seeing those Little Free Library boxes popping up. They’re a great way to share books that you’re done reading, and to discover new ones. But most Little Free Library boxes are just that – LITTLE.

Not so with Dan Zemke’s neighborhood in Detroit. The Doctor Who fan decided to build a genuine TARDIS as the local free library in the Woodbridge area, at the corner of Vermont and Warren.

Detroit TARDIS

Zemke worked with his father to construct the library TARDIS, which stands about 10 feet tall, weighs nearly a ton, and holds about 140 books. There’s a false wall up front to keep people from messing around behind the bookshelves, so don’t get any funny ideas and try to take this police box off on a journey through time and space.

Awesome build, Dan.

[via The Verge]

Doctor Who TARDIS Cardboard Cat House: Scratchier on the Inside

Doctor Who fans with a cat who likes to scratch stuff up and live inside cardboard boxes will want to grab this cat house (no, not that kind of cat house). This cardboard TARDIS looks just like a squatty brown version of the good Doctor’s primary means of travel.

Each one is handmade from 4mm and 6mm thick corrugated cardboard, and promises to be easy to assemble with visual instructions on the shipping pack. Assembled dimensions are 18.7″ x 18.7″ x 21.3″. The cardboard is paintable, and methinks it should be blue for effect.

Getting your cat its own TARDIS will set you back $55(USD) from Etsy seller Cacaopets, who also has a cardboard cat car, and a cardboard cat stormtrooper helmet, if Doctor Who isn’t your thing.

[via NerdApproved]

Tardis Vortex Wall Light Crashes into Your Wall

I don’t want to alarm you, but it looks like the Doctor and his TARDIS have just crashed into your wall through a rip in time. This TARDIS Vortex Wall Light is probably the coolest Doctor Who night light you can buy.

It makes it look like the TARDIS is emerging from your wall. Hopefully Daleks won’t follow it because the last thing you need is an intergalactic war in your room, although that would be the ultimate light show. This TARDIS is 9 inches tall, but obviously bigger on the inside.


You can get it for $29.99(USD) from ThinkGeek. The only way this would be cooler is if they offered a Sonic Screwdriver remote control for it.