10 Nerdy Neckties Every Geek Will Want

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Never push your inner geek to the side during formal events. No matter what the occasion is, it’s never too late to show off some nerdy fashion with unique neckties that go well with any suit.

If you’re looking for the nerdy neckties that every geek would want, you’ve come to the right place. So, while looking classy and revealing the nerdy side of you; check some of the neckties that you could wear at any important gathering!

1. Star Wars Men’s Stormtroopers Army Tie

What is being a geek without Star Wars love? Express your passion for Darth Vader through this Star War Men’s Stormtroopers Army Tie. It being 100% polyester, the necktie can also be an excellent gift for anyone who’s a fan of the all-time epic space opera.

 2. Black Microfiber Tie | Ties Suck In Binary Code Necktie

Every computer nerd will appreciate the Black Microfiber Tie. Wearing this makes one feel like in The Matrix. With some matching dark sunglasses, one can definitely pull off a classy, yet nerdy badass look.

3. Green Microfiber Tie | Motherboard II Tie

 

A computer never fails to fuel our geekiness. And with this Green Microfiber Tie, anyone who simply loves all things techie would dig it. A little green never hurts turn up the class another notch. With this, check it out and express your passion for technology!

4. Albert Einstein Tie Scientist Necktie Black for Men by Three Rooker 

It’s not a doubt that Albert Einstein is the scientist that geeks love. Don’t let that hinder you by wearing this geeky looking Albert Einstein Tie Scientist Necktie. With the mass-energy equivalence printed on the tie, who knows, this might open a conversation with someone just as geeky as you while walking around the party.

5. Men’s Microfiber Green Computer Science Circuit Board Geek Necktie Neck Tie Neckwear

Can’t get enough of computer science? Show your love through this Men’s Microfiber Green Computer Science Neck Tie. A style that’s neat and simplistic which definitely brings out the geek in you.

6. Mens 100% Silk Beige & Black Crossword Puzzle Necktie Tie Neckwear

A necktie with alternate colors always looks best with plain and black suits. Have those kinds of ties while bringing out the nerd in you with Beige & Black Crossword Puzzle Neck Tie in any formal events.

7. Uyoung Superman Pattern Multi-colored Men’s Woven 2.5″ Skinny Tie

Perhaps, you’re attending an occasion that is not so formal. May it be a custom party or a semi-formal prom night. You can never go wrong with this Uyoung Superman Skinny Tie. Not only does it shows your inner geek, but a little red in a black suit always rocks!

8. Rubik’s Cube World Men’s Funny Tie Fashion Novelty Necktie

If you’d rather go for funky colors to bring out the nerd in you, this Rubiks Cube Novelty Necktie does it for you! Of course, not only for geeks, the tie makes an excellent gift to anyone who loves bright colors and fancy fashion as well.

9. Dilbert With Computers Black Tie – Mens Necktie

Feeling like Dilbert with computers? Get one of the Dilbert With Computers Necktie. With black being its primary color, the nerdy tie can be pretty much complement any suit color.

10. TooLoud Pi Day Design – Pi Circle Cutout Printed White Neck Tie

Is black too mainstream? Try on this Pi Circle Cutout Printed White Neck Tie. Not only does it compliment dark colored suits, it also shows off your love for Pi!

For more, check out some of the other best-picked neckties: The Perfect Necktie for the Office Smoker and Bubble Wrap Ties Are a Pop of Fashion.

Star Trek TNG Ties: The Final Cravat

Take some Trek with you when you hit the office, thanks to these Star Trek TNG Ties. Make it sew!

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You can choose from Command Red, Engineering/Ops Gold, or Sciences Blue. So no matter what division you are in, you can represent it with a cool tie.

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These ties are 100% polyester, which is the only fabric they still make in the 24th century. Wear them with or without your uniform. I can’t imagine Riker wearing one though. He’d probably wear it backwards just to be all cool and different. You can get them for just $29.99(USD) from ThinkGeek.

The Motorized Tie Rack Will Make You Look Richer Than You Are

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You could keep your ties in a heap, like most guys we know do. Or you could get the Motorized Tie Rack, and be ‘that guy’. You know, the one who calls you over to his bedroom, excited to show off his latest gadget? And we have to say, this would looks pretty interesting to a specific demographic; we’re thinking recent graduate, less than one year at a new office job, and with enough disposable income to purchase a completely unnecessary, but sort of cool little gadget for the home. This rack accommodates 72 ties, and 8 belts. The LEDs stay on for 10 seconds after the rack stops moving, to give you some time to find your way around in a dark closet. It’s all of $49.

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Chain Mail Necktie

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ThinkGeek is selling this Chain Mail Necktie for $30. Because sometimes showing up for work is a battle in itself, you gotta protect your neck! Well, I guess in this case, a sliver of your neck, and a 19×3 inch section of your chest. So… not super protective. But at least it matches everything! That’s [...]
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Chain Mail Necktie: Ready for Office Battles

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As you battle your way to the top of the corporate ladder out in the concrete jungle, you’re gonna need some protection while still conforming to the company dress code. When you wear a Chain Mail Necktie Chain Mail Necktie: Ready for Office Battles you tell the world that you are both formal and on the defensive. Look at this guy, does he look ready for that powerpoint presentation or what?
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LARP your way to a promotion, worker drone. The tie is made from anodized aluminum and has an adjustable clasp in the back. Now that’s what I call a power tie.
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Star Wars Skinny Ties: The Hipsters Strike Back

I must confess something. One of the reasons I work for myself is so I never have to wear a tie to work again. Even if ties can be hip, I just can’t stand having that noose tied around my neck all day. But if I’m ever forced to wear one at a fancy dinner or meeting, I choose these.

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What’s cool about these Star Wars-inspired skinny ties is that they’re really quite stylish. Some of the ties offer subtle embellishments of R2-D2 or C-3PO, while others replace polkadots with the Death Star, the Imperial seal, and an exploding Alderaan. I also like the little stormtroopers hidden in the Madras plaid.

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Perhaps the most obviously geeky design is the black tie with Darth Vader on it. This tie means business. Wear it the next time you have serious negotiating to do, and the other party will relent immediately for fear you will use the Force Choke on them.

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There’s no word on when you’ll be able to purchase these ties stateside, but they’re already available in Japan from Kotobukiya for ¥5,040 (~$51 USD) each. I only have one question: why no TIE fighter? That seems like an obvious choice.

My Little Pony Ties: Friendship is Business

For your next job interview, wear these My Little Pony Ties. They are bright and full of pony magic. It’s important to dress well and who knows, maybe the boss is a My Little Pony fan.
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David Hajari’s My Little Pony ties will certainly make an impression on your fellow Bronies. And let’s face it, you have to stand out in today’s crowded jobs market.

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The question is, will they appreciate Rainbow Dash or Luna more? Decisions decisions. There are eight versions to choose from and they will cost you $35(USD) plus shipping. While they are awesome, you should know that the main canvas isn’t actually painted on the tie, but placed on a detachable laminated faceplate so you can swap out pony designs. Extra faceplates sell for $10 each.

Not having one could cost you your future. Good work David. Love the colors.

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Out-Hip The Hip With A 3D Printed Bow Tie

What’s an overgrown mustache without a bow tie resting a few inches below it? A big fat nothing, that’s what. No bonafide hipster is spotted out on the scene past dark without proper attire…well at least that was the case last week, I’m not exactly ahead of the curve over here. Anyway, if you want to really stand out, skip the ironically ugly thrift store versions or overpriced made-in-Brooklyn styles for this 3D Printed Bow Tie. Not only is this design approach so very now, the manly accessory also doesn’t need tying! Just slot it in on the top button of your shirt and head out the door.

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