Bake a Giant Party-Size Twinkie with This Official Baking Kit

You know what the problem with Twinkies is? They simply aren’t big enough. Like who only eats just one ten-count box? Nobody I know, but admittedly I only truly know myself. Introducing the Hostess Party Size Twinkies Holiday Baking Kit, obviously one of only a handful of good things to come out of 2020.

Available from Walmart for $15, the kit includes a yellow cake mix, creme filling mix, baking pan, and instructions. You just need to provide vegetable oil, eggs, water, and heavy cream, and you’ll have yourself a 2,600-calorie Twinkie in no time! I can already feel my pants tightening.

Um, is that kid okay? You’re not feeding him ONLY Twinkies, right? Because my brother was raised on nothing but Little Debbie Star Crunches and that did not work out very well for him. Also, what happens when I want to make my SECOND party-size Twinkie? Because now that I already have the pan, where do I get more Twinkie cake and creme mixes? Or did you not expect anyone to make a second giant Twinkie? Because if that’s the case I feel like I was seriously underestimated.

[via Delish]

Funko Twinkie the Kid POP! Figure Isn’t the Last Twinkie on Earth

One of my all-time favorite movies is Zombieland. It taught me that in a zombie apocalypse, cardio will be very important and Twinkies will be used as currency. Growing up I ate my share of Twinkies. And while I was more of a Ding Dong sort, I do remember Hostess’ lasso-twirling Twinkie the Kid, the snack cake’s anthropomorphic mascot.

If you want to relive a bit of your youth and have a spot on your shelf for another Funko POP! collectible, Twinkie the Kid is the ticket.

Depending on your luck, you’ll either get Twinkie the Kid with a brown hat, brown gloves, a Hostess blue bandana, and brown boots, or a rare chase edition with white hat, white gloves, polkadot bandana, and star-embellished red boots.

Each Twinkie will set you back $10.99 and they’ll be shipping starting this October. You can pre-order the Twinkie the Kid POP! figure from Entertainment Earth now.

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