Take your short armed Jurassic friend everywhere with this Giant Inflatable Remote Control T-Rex. Unlike your standard giant inflatable dinosaur, this beast can roll around, spin, and turn. And just like most standard office work, it can all be done remotely. But instead of a corporate controller, it’s a handheld controller. The graphic designer on this next image might want to reconsider the font used to write T-Rex SFX! because that F looks suspiciously close to being an E, if you know what I’m saying. Gross.
Fully inflated, and it takes just 20 seconds to inflate, this big boy measures 56″ tall and 75″ tip to tail (the standard measurement unit for air filled dinosaurs, of course). He’s still 23″ long when fully deflated, just like me. Does it also have sound effects? You bet Jurassic it does. Stomping and roaring sounds from the Jurassic World Dominion movie to be exact. And we always are exact here. Always. Trust the process.
Not sure how fast this thing rolls about, and we highly doubt it’s actually fast enough to do a burnout as shown in the picture (seriously, where do they get these graphic designers from?). At any speed you could certainly scare a small child, a cat, or a senior citizen with it, if that’s your thing. Obviously this is great for Halloween, but perhaps less obviously it’s great for Arbor Day.
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Sequin Pillow Reveals Nicolas Cage’s Face
The question isn’t why *would* you want a Nicolas Cage pillow, it’s why *wouldn’t* you want a Nicolas Cage pillow? Because of course you want the face of an national treasure on a throw pillow. The Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow is 16″ by 16″ pillow cover with mermaid style sequins on it. At first it looks like a solid colored pillow but then when you brush the sequins in one direction, the face of a genius actor is revealed in all it’s glory.
Now sure, some might say that Nicolas Cage basically plays the exact same character in every single one of his movies. But to the haters I say, who cares?! Because that character is Nicolas freakin’ Cage, legend of Hollywood films, and now an even greater legend of home accessories.
The backside is a soft suede (we’re talking about the pillow here, the backside of the actual Nicolas Cage is more of a soft leather, perhaps even rich Corinthian leather, or so we’ve heard). Pick a Nic pillow today and rest your head on a man who doesn’t rest his head- because he’s in like 8 movies a year, every year. How does he do it? We don’t know but we do know that we’re all better for it. Thank you Nic.
Sequin Pillow Reveals Nicolas Cage’s Face
Dehydrated Edible Zebra Tarantula
There’s all sorts of jerky and dehydrated foods you can buy these days, many of which you would look forward to eating. And then there’s the Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula. Yep, inside that can is one huge edible spider. Thankfully it’s not alive, but it once was. Now it’s food, boiled and then dehydrated and flavored like barbecue. Not fried like those other edible bugs, this is the healthy choice. High in protein for it’s size. No artificial flavors (not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing in this case). No artificial colors.
This dehydrated monster masterfully straddles the line between something you either want to try to see how it tastes, or something you give as a novelty gift or unusual stocking stuffer. If you choose gag gift, nobody will believe that there’s an actual spider in there until they open it up and hilarity further ensues. And maybe with enough eggnog in you or your victim and some bravery, this could make a little snack.
Dehydrated Edible Zebra Tarantula
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Inflatable Donald Trump Santa Decoration
A lot of people (including the man himself) would probably say that Donald Trump is no saint. Well in this case he literally is a saint- ol’ Saint Nick that is. The Inflatable Trump Santa puts the 45th President of the United States in a Santa Claus suit and a “Make Christmas Great Again” Santa hat that you can display on your lawn. Available in 4 foot and yuuuuuuge 8 foot sizes.
Inflatable Donald Trump Santa Decoration
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Play Doh Poop Troop
Before we even get into it, let me make this clear- yes this is a real actual legit official product that you can buy now and not some joke concept or Photoshop job. That said, Play Doh has finally gotten their sh!t together and realized that kids are going to be turning their product into little poops anyway so they might as well sell a set that capitalizes on that. The Play Doh Poop Troop Set encourages kids to play with poop. It’s a set of 12 cans of various poop and “poop” colored Play Doh along with enough accessories to humanize the play feces as if they’re little Mr. Pooptato Heads.
Has Play Doh gone too far with this or is it pure genius? Maybe it’s both. Sure, kids of all ages love the poop emoji but there’s a difference between any other product and something like Play Doh which is pretty similar looking to ACTUAL POOP. Possibly hijinks may ensure BUT kids are going to freakin’ love this. Kids love Play Doh. Kids love googly eyes. Kids love poop. The math just adds up (1 and 1 and 1 is 3, source: The Beatles), so we’re calling this one a winner.
Play Doh Poop Troop
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Keep Your Outbursts in Check with the Temper Temperer
It’s football season and that means only one thing- Dad’s cursing at the TV in the family room…. again. Well spare the children’s innocent ears while still raging against the (offensive) machine with the cleverly named Temper Temperer. This personal voice muffler keeps you and your big mouth from getting in trouble, whether you’re watching sports, in your office, or watching the latest political news on TV. Imagine if Ralphie’s Dad from A Christmas Story had one of these when they lost the lug nut while changing that flat tire? Ohhh fuuuuudge. Well maybe not, the movie wouldn’t be as good. No matter, this device is certainly cheaper than paying for anger management classes.
Simply place the temper tamer over your mouth and then secure it around the head with the adjustable strap if you plan on going on an extended outburst of expletives (maybe you’re a Jets fan like the guy above? we feel for ya buddy, it’s gonna be a long season, again). Your voice gets muffled and nobody has to hear you ranting on and on and on. More convenient than using a pillow, and who carries a pillow around with them anyway? One size fits all mouths, no matter how much of a big mouth that person is.
Keep Your Outbursts in Check with the Temper Temperer
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Turn Kitty into a Cat Butler with a Wearable Cat Table
Of all the cat accessories that you can buy for your feline friend, you probably never thought of getting kitty a table it can wear. Well now you have. You’re welcome. Unlike the Cat Table we featured previously, this is not a table for you that you cat can also climb into. Oh no, this is an actual (fabric) table that your cat wears on it’s back like some sort of cat butler.
The Katatsu suit goes around your cats belly and attaches with velcro. On it’s back sits a portable table. Apparently cats will “love the extra warmth it provides in the colder months”. You’ll love the lol’s it provides year round. Look at this cat below with that loving “get this freakin thing off me, human” look on his sweet face.
On top of the table sits a cup of Japanese tea and orange. Why? Why not? The table is based on the common Japanese household item the Kotatsu which is a table over a blanket with a heater underneath. Tea and oranges would be items often found on such a table. And now you’ll have to excuse me, my cat servant has brought me a refill on my tea. Good day.
Turn Kitty into a Cat Butler with a Wearable Cat Table
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Scented Flash Drives
While we’re not exactly sure WHY you’d want a Scented Flash Drive, the fact that you CAN get one is pretty jazzy. That’s right, jazzy. We’re jazzed. You can get these 4GB flash drives in one of three delectable scents like Creamsicle above. Or how about jelly donut?
Ok now that we’ve brought donuts into the equation, it’s starting to sound pretty appealing. I mean, why wouldn’t you want everything you own to smell like donuts? Jelly donuts, no less. Need something to wash that down with? How about a cola scented drive?
Can we get back to the donuts now? Each drive has a little keychain attachment so your keys can also smell delicious. Besides just smelling great (we assume) these flash drives are also totally adorable with their little smiling faces.
Scented Flash Drives
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Punching Bag Keyboard Lets You Type Out a Workout
If you ever wanted to just angrily slam your keyboard keys as you type out an email out of frustration, just stop. No need to ruin your valuable electronics when you can literally punch out an email with the N°41 Workout Computer from German design firm Bless. Each punching bag is a different letter of the alphabet, all connected to a single computer. Just punch the bags one at a time to type. You can see it demonstrated in this video (which I find a bit surrealist or maybe avant garde):
I was really hoping to see one of them just do a quick left right left right left right combo to type out LOLOLOLOL. It’s not entirely clear how they came up with the layout, maybe they could do a QWERTY punching bag array for the next time? This is definitely a good way to get your frustrations out, get a workout, and get some work done all at the same time. (via)
Punching Bag Keyboard Lets You Type Out a Workout
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Nic Cage Windshield Wiper Waver
This windshield wiper is a true National Treasure. It’s really Kick-Ass, I could write A Thousand Words on it. If you can make the Adaptation to your car (perhaps before you’re Leaving Las Vegas?) then you can get Nicolas Cage’s Face Off your back windshield. When the Weather Man calls for rain (Never on Tuesday though), it’s not the Kiss of Death; let Nic, the Boy in Blue, wave goodbye to the raindrops so there’s no need to Drive Angry. It Could Happen to You, Next. So if you’re Wild at Heart, go Nic up your car the Cage way, Knowing you won’t be Left Behind, Outcast in a Rage, Joe.
(via reddit)
Nic Cage Windshield Wiper Waver
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