Werewolf and Vampire Repelling Soaps: So Fresh and So Clean

Do you have a werewolf and vampire problem? Well, you’d better stock up on silver and garlic. Oh, and holy water too. Pojo’s Pure Vermont has got your back. No really, they will even lather it up so the monsters don’t attack you.

These guys are selling a line of soaps that are guaranteed to protect you from both Nosferatu and Remus Lupin. That’s because the formulas include holy water, silver and garlic. Just be aware that it might repel everyone else too. Yep, this is perfect for just keeping everyone away.

I wonder what happens when you wash a werewolf with werewolf-repellant soap? Does it implode? Quick, someone capture a werewolf and find out.

[via Geekologie]

Anti-Monster Emergency Cabinets: Supernatural Selection

Van Helsing has far worse things to worry about than fire, so his house might be filled with kits like In case of’s decorative emergency cabinets. They look just like fire emergency kits, but they’re filled with toy weapons, amulets, instructions and other tools for fighting various monsters.

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There are four different sets, each built for a different monster: zombies, demons, vampires and werewolves.

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In case of emergency, break this link and order the cabinets from In case of for €141 (~$180 USD). There should be a Ghostbusters kit as well.

[via DudeIWantThat]

Sexy Beasts from Horror Movies Pose for 2014 Pin-Up Calendar

The Calendar of Sexy MonstersThe following calendar, which was put together by artist/illustrator/designer and movie lover Erika Doudes, features monsters from classic films in …