This Vending Machine Will Make You Breakfast Slower than You Can Do it Yourself

Breakfast – the most important meal of the day – is also the easiest meal to make. Just pour some cereal and milk into a bowl and quicker than you can say “Snap! Crackle! Pop!” (if you say it super slowly), you’ve got yourself the breakfast of champions (particularly if you favor Wheaties). Leave it to the world’s biggest breakfast cereal manufacturer, Kellogg’s, partnered with DoorDash-owned Chowbotics to come up with a way to make that daily ritual complicated… with robots.

Specifically, they produced a vending machine operated by robots. Instead of just doing the pouring yourself, The Kellogg’s Bowl Bot lets you make a touchscreen selection of your preferred dairy (milk or yogurt), combinations of cereals and granolas, and toppings like fruit or cocoa nibs.

A retooled version of Chowbotics’ “Sally” fresh food and salad robot, the Kellogg’s Bowl Bot is basically a Coca-Cola Freestyle soda machine…but for breakfast. It’s g-r-r-r-e-a-t if you’re on the run, have run out of Frosted Mini-Wheats, you’re simply the worst cook on the planet.

If choosing a cereal combo is too daunting a task, the robot can whip up a premium combo from its preset menu of things like the “Hawaii 5-0 (Frosted Mini-Wheats, Bear Naked Fit Triple Berry Granola, pineapple, coconut, and mango). Or you could just punch in an order for my personal recipe called “Sugar Rush”: Froot Loops, Sugar Smacks, and Kellogg’s new Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie Cereal with rainbow chips. Then ask your doctor if insulin replacement therapy is right for you.

 

The robots are being launched at college campuses, where sleepy students at the University of Wisconsin -Madison and Florida State University can skip cafeteria lines by paying the Kellogg’s robot $2.99 to $6.50 per bowl

Columbia X Star Wars Mandalorian The Child Jacket: This Is the Way to Dress Your Tot

Like everyone else in the universe, I can’t get enough of The Mandalorian on Disney+. Besides binge-watching episodes, I dote over my Baby Yoda Chia Pet and even my dog, Ziggy, guards his Baby Yoda dog toy just like Mandalorian bounty hunter Din Djarin. Although we doubt Mando ever chewed off Yoda’s ears.

So, imagine my dismay when I didn’t buy Columbia’s Mandalorian Interchange Hybrid Jacket the second it dropped. The $300 weather-proof zip-up instantly sold out, as did the streetwise $120 Mandalorian Heavyweight Hoodie, and even the $40 Mandalorian Helmet Gaiter, which kinda looks like a cosplay accessory or a soft version of welder’s safety headgear.

Funny thing is, that the collection included pieces for the whole family… the adult stuff sold out early. I would have put my money on the now-sold-out Child Bunting, a cozy fleece onesie with a green Yoda hoodie.

So, if you’re a fanatic (*raises hand*) and need a Columbia x Mandalorian collection piece – any piece, in any size – I advise you to shift into hyperdrive to grab The Child Jacket for toddlers ($75) before they get gobbled up like Sebula slurping up Baroonda Swamp Suckers.

Frankly, the puff jacket is the most practical of all the pieces, providing a water-resistant shell, “Omni Heat” lining, and a soft, mint green Sherpa hood with baby pink ear details. The last time we looked it was still available for human offspring sizes 2T and 3T.

Now Boarding for LAX via Endor: United Airlines Joins the Star Wars Fleet

Star Wars fanatics can hitch a ride to places far, far away on a special United Airlines jet decked out as the only Star Wars-themed commercial jet winging it across the galaxy. Or at least across North America, Central America and the Caribbean.

Star Alliance’s United Airlines collaborated with “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” – the epic conclusion of the Skywalker saga – to create a nose-to-tail Star Wars design on one of its Boeing 737-800 aircraft, plus inside some fun decor tweaks and themed services.

The exterior paint design features images of great Star Wars spacecraft, including X-wing and TIE fighter starships. The aircraft’s tail sports red and blue Jedi lightsabers against a black backdrop on each side, reflecting the two sides of the Force.

While it’s nothing at all like the Millennium Falcon (hats off to Disney’s Galaxy’s Edge!) the United plane’s interior does have some nice touches – mainly red and blue headrests with the emblems of the movie’s dueling factions, the Resistance and the First Order.

Keep your fingers crossed that inflight menus start offering Endorian Tip-yip and Smoked Kaadu Ribs like the ones at Disney’s Galaxy Edge. (Though the tough chicken I had on a recent American flight might have been Kaadu jerky.) The lucky first passengers were greeted with classic Star Wars-themed music during boarding, gate visits from costumed Stormtroopers, and limited-edition commemorative pins.

The flights also offer “The Rise of Skywalker” themed amenity kits (sorry, no freebies for you, Coach class) and a new inflight safety demonstration video featuring characters from the new film. It’s not a ton of fun under the Tatooine twin suns but worth a look:

Grounded fans can track United’s Star Wars-themed jet’s past and future flights via a special icon on the FlightAware online flight-tracking platform by entering the plane’s tail number, N36272, as the X-Wing starship.

Avengers Waffle Maker: Butter and Syrup, Assemble!

The best part of waking up is coffee in my cup… and a made-from-scratch feast to carbo-load like the Hulk. Luckily, the breakfast of champions now gets a superhero boost with the Avengers 4-Slice Waffle Maker which invites Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man, and Thor to your dining table.

The easy-to-use plug-in appliance cooks four small waffles at a time – each one featuring an iconic symbol of the super A-team: Captain America’s shield, Hulk’s fist, Iron Man’s helmet, and Thor’s hammer. That beats a Mickey Mouse pancake any day.

Each waffle is a 4.25” square imprinted with a different image, giving you the power of choice. Also, the power to get creative by making treats like perfectly sized waffle ice-cream sandwiches. As a wise man once said, “Whosoever holds this waffle maker, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” I may be paraphrasing, but it’s true if the enemy you’re trying to conquer is hunger.

This waffle iron isn’t made of gold titanium alloy like Iron Man’s suit, but it does have nonstick baking surfaces, so it cleans up nicely. And that’s a superhero feat that would be appreciated in any kitchen.

Arlo Video Doorbell Helps Nab Package Thieves

Until I have a sentry of robots or Mark Rober’s Glitter Bomb 2.0 guarding my mailbox, my big fear this time of year is leaving the house and missing a package delivery. I’m not paranoid, but I am an Amazon junkie, and my neighbors know from personal experience that front porch thefts are on the rise. Luckily, my order for an Arlo Wired Video Doorbell wasn’t stolen upon delivery.

It’s a hard-wired device that hooks up to your existing doorbell wiring to spy on whoever steps up to your door. When a movement triggers the motion detector, the Arlo immediate sends your smartphone a live, HD video alert with a 180-degree viewing angle. It has night vision too, so you can see what’s going on even without a porch light. Pre-recorded messages let you reply quickly, or you can respond with a live convo to fool lurkers into thinking you’re in the house, rather than across the country. It even protects itself with a siren that blares if the tiny camera is tampered with. It’s smarter than the average ambivalent teen, too, with artificial intelligence that gives specific reports for people, packages, vehicles and animals.

Next time a thief steals my Simpson’s fluffy slippers order, or my SpongeBob popcorn popper, I’ll be prepared to call 911 to let the mocking begin. To make sure I can hand over evidence to the police, Arlo’s cloud storage service keeps video clips accessible and transferable for 30 days.

SpongeBob Popcorn Popper: Have a Side of Corn with Your Krabby Patty

Are you ready, kids? SpongeBob loves his popcorn, and now you can, too, with the official SpongeBob Popcorn Popper. In just five minutes, it’s ready: six cups of fresh popcorn popped right inside the head of the world’s favorite cartoon sea creature. When it’s done popping, just flip his lid and it doubles as a serving bowl.

The popper comes with two measuring scoops for kernels and oil in a foolproof popcorn-to-oil ratio. Then just plug it in and push the on/off button to activate the non-stick heating plate and stainless stir rod. The yellow, see-through lid/serving bowl is BPA-free. A built-in cord wrap and non-skid feet help avoid kitchen pratfalls.

The SpongeBob Popcorn Popper is pop culture in its most literal form. The tall-topped popper also comes in other authorized designs for movie nights with R2-D2, Mickey Mouse, Batman, Superman, Captain America and Wonder Woman.

Subway Making a Green Eggs and Ham Sandwich

The Dr. Seuss classic, Green Eggs and Ham is one of the greatest children’s books ever, written to encourage kids to open their minds and try new things. I love the book but, I’m skeptical about Subway’s new ham ‘n’ cheese sandwich “homage” featuring egg patties with – yep, you knew it was coming – green yolks.

The temporary menu item was created to coincide with the launch of Netflix’s new animated series, Green Eggs and Ham, starring Adam Devine as Sam I Am, Michael Douglas as Guy I Am, and produced by Jared Stern (The LEGO Batman Movie, The Watch). The avocado green yolks have been colored using spinach (and food dye, we suspect). It tops a stack of sliced deli ham, American cheese, guacamole, spinach and tomato on Italian-style bread roll.

Picky eaters may not mind that it’s only available in New York and Los Angeles at Subway shops. For those with a snack attack emergency, The Hambulance will make a series of November stops in Phoenix, New Orleans, Atlanta and New York City, but that’s it. On the bright side, Subway’s verdant concoction isn’t likely to cause riots like Popeye’s chicken sandwich.

Hat Tip to our friend Aly Walansky at NBC Today.

That’s No Moon! That’s a Death Star Toaster!

There’s something immensely satisfying about housing one of the kitchen’s simplest tools inside a compact model of one of the most complex and diabolical weapons in the history of the sci-fi universe. This 2-slice Death Star toaster from Pangea Brands is a must-have for any fan of Star Wars and the most important meal of the day.

The bulbous killer space station toaster remains cool to the touch as it burns Tie Fighter silhouettes onto bread slices. Hungry for more power? Warm your waffles or bake your bagels with the mere push of a reheat or defrost button. When a Pop Tart pops up, is it too light? Use the manual thermostat control to command the officially licensed toaster to turn to the darker side.

NASA x DoubleTree Cookies in Space: Houston, We Have a Snack

NASA, the International Space Station, and DoubleTree by Hilton made a giant leap for snacking in outer space by challenging engineers, astronauts, and bakers to build and test the first zero-gravity kitchen to cook cookies in space. Hilton’s trademark chocolate chip cookies have become the first food baked in space.

Northrop Grumman launched a resupply spacecraft from the ISS with almost over 3,000 kilograms of scientific investigations and cargo, including the unique zero-gravity oven. Manufactured by NanoRacks, the Zero-G is the first microgravity oven to reach 177ºC, significantly higher than existing ISS ovens which can only reach 82ºC – just enough to heat pre-cooked food.

Because hot air doesn’t rise in space, engineers had to figure out how to place electric heating elements around a cylindrical chamber so a pocket of heated air surrounds the food in a special cookie cooking contraption.

DoubleTree by Hilton, which gives out warm chocolate chip cookies to guests at check-in, provided dough packs for five cookies to be baked in space. Two have been used on board for documentation, with three returning to Earth for NASA testing. So that astronauts won’t go hungry, DoubleTree also sent a tin of baked cookies for a taste of home. Limited-edition DoubleTree Cookies in Space gift tins with six chocolate chip goodies are also available right here on Earth.

Extravagant RJ Joker Watch Is No Laughing Matter

Why did Batman sit on his watch? He wanted to be on time. (Ba-dum-bum.) Like most of the Joker’s jokes, there’s nothing funny about the seriously intricate Swiss-made timepieces from RJ: two DC Comics watches featuring Batman foes The Joker and Two-Face. Each is in a limited edition of 100 priced at (gulp) $15,700 apiece.

The RJ Arraw Joker watch is a self-winding chronograph in a satin-brushed 45mm titanium case with rubber bumpers and ace-of-hearts-shaped hands. The reverse is laser-engraved with a Joker portrait. The dial is hand-painted assuring that no two watches will be exactly alike.

The Joker watch comes with an exclusive deck of Joker playing cards and three interchangeable straps: green and purple alligator skin, and black rubber. The whole package can be yours for the price of a 2019 Hyundai Accent when it drops on 11/28/2019.