Green Army Man Wine Bottle Holder: Fire in the Hole!

Because nothing says I think it’s time for a drink like being reminded you have children and their toys are spread all over the house just waiting to be stepped on, barware manufacturer Foster & Rye is selling this Army Man Bottle Holder (affiliate link), a wine bottle holder in the form of a green army man holding a bazooka. Fire in the hole! In this case, the fire being wine, and the hole being your mouth.

Cast from polyresin, the army man holds a single standard (750mL) wine bottle and looks good doing it. As good as I look holding a box of wine on one shoulder like a boombox? My wife is shaking her head no, which hurts. I want a whole platoon lined up in my wine cellar. And by wine cellar, I obviously mean crawlspace, which is where I already keep the more expensive bottles because all the spiders do a surprisingly good job of guarding them from my wife.

[via The Green Head]

Astronaut and Soldier Smartphone Stands

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Blast off or blast some bad guys with Astronaut and Soldier Smartphone Stands (JP). I love how the astronaut looks like he’s talking on his own cell phone. The soldier is on his phone as well. Maybe he’s calling the astronaut, “hey spaceman, whatchu doing?”. “Nothing, just floating around”.
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I’m sensing a communication theme here. Also a holding large boxes on your back theme. Mark my words, in the future real astronauts will in fact talk on tiny smartphones while hauling massive iPhones on their backs. It will happen.

Astronaut and Soldier Smartphone Stands

iSoldier Phone Stand

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Get your support staff in place soldier, we’re gonna need to hold up this iPhone on the double. Yes sir. The iSoldier Phone Stand iSoldier Phone Stand are just like those green army men toys of your youth except they have suction cup bottoms ideal for holding up your smartphone or just sticking on your forehead so you can be a soldiercorn (don’t try that at home, seriously, trust me- it leaves a mark). Comes in a pack of two, no man left behind!

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