VHS Pillowcases and Duvets: Be Kind, Relax and Rewind

While VHS tapes clearly won the format war against Betamax, I was always more of a Beta fan because I’ve always been an outsider-slash-tech snob. Regardless of the kind of videotape you chose back in the day, your blank tapes almost certainly came in a boldly designed box with colorful line art graphics. Now, you can enjoy the classic VHS tape look every time you lie down to go to bed.

Clothing and accessory brand MoonLambo makes a variety of fun items decked out to look like classic VHS art, including a VHS tape pillowcase, and two different VHS-inspired duvet covers: one in a white/yellow/orange/red color scheme, and another in a black/gold/RGB combo. All three are labeled as “T-120” which means that they can record up to 2 hours of low-quality video in SP mode, 4 hours of mediocre video in LP mode, and 6 hours of “shot on a potato” quality video in EP mode. And if you start to see squiggly lines while you drift off to sleep, try adjusting the tracking control.

And if you have a particularly memorable dream of Heather Locklear coming out of the swimming pool that you don’t want to forget, be sure to punch out the write-protect tab to prevent someone in the house from overwriting your precious fantasies with a bad episode of Silver Spoons.

Udon Noodle Inspired Blanket Looks Like a Tentacled Nightmare

Drawing inspiration from the thick udon noodles used in Japanese cuisine, the Udon for Sleeping Noodles Blanket is a “tentacles grid bedding cover,” which are four words I never thought I’d type together, yet here we are. The blanket (if you can even call it that) consists of eight large tentacles, secured at both the top and bottom by a cross strip, and all covered with a fine mesh top. Honestly, I don’t know how I’ve been sleeping under anything else my entire life.

The blanket measures approximately 43″ x 79″ and is perfect for the merperson who’s found themselves marooned on dry land, missing the comforting embrace of an octopus at night. Did I mention it costs $345 from the Japan Trend Shop? Now I’m not saying now would be a good time to learn how to sew and start your own Etsy shop selling similar blankets for $180, but I demand 20% of profits for giving you the idea.

[via Homecrux]

These self-disinfecting bedsheets automatically clean themselves so they don’t need changing

Take a second to think about how much time you spend in your bed each day. It’s roughly a third of your day that goes in sleeping on those bedsheets, not to mention the fact that you probably eat in bed too; among the other activities that happen in that bed. Now take a second to think about exactly how much bacteria makes it to that bedsheet and those pillowcases over just a week of usage. I don’t know about you, but it sure as hell didn’t occur to me – a guy who changes his bedsheets once a fortnight… if not a month.

Bedsheets are just like clothes. They get dirty pretty easily. You drop food, you drool in your sleep, you let your dog lay on the bed beside you, you perspire on a hot summer night, and while it’s easy to change out of old clothes and into new ones every day, changing your bedsheet every day sounds ridiculous, even as a concept. Even conventional hotels don’t change their sheets every day unless a new guest checks in… so the easiest way to solve this problem is to relook at how the bedsheet is made.

Meet the Christianshavn, a bedsheet that tackles this problem on a molecular level. Even though its name sounds like the kind of bedsheet that would put the fear of god into bacteria, it is, in fact, the unique material developed for and used by the bedsheet that helps it self-clean by automatically killing the microorganisms on it and preventing the spread of odors… so your bedsheet remains cleaner for longer, and doesn’t need changing so often.

Nordifakt’s Christianshavn bedding is made in 100% organic cotton, which means it feels just as comfortable as your current bedsheets. However, it comes treated with Polygiene®, a fabric treatment that uses low concentrations of silver chloride that has anti-microbial properties. The Polygiene within the bedsheet acts like a natural disinfectant, using silver ions to break down germs that make their way into the bedsheet. These ions can break down VOCs or volatile organic compounds too, stopping the growth of molds and even keeping your bedsheets smelling fresh. The Polygiene treatment lasts practically forever, because silver chloride isn’t water-soluble… which means washing the bedsheet doesn’t diminish its self-cleaning power.

The Christianshavn bedding’s benefits are distinctly two-fold. Sure, they keep your bed clean, your lifestyle healthy, and require lesser maintenance; but at the same time, they also save tonnes of water because they disinfect/clean themselves, saving you a trip to the washing machine. Before you’re wondering, no, they don’t get rid of coffee-stains or Doritos crumbs, so it’s best if you keep your food out of bed!

Designers: Trine Johansen & Sofie King of Nordifakt

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Nordifakt – Bedding with Eco-Technology

The Christianshavn Bedding by Nordifakt is treated with Polygiene®. An eco-technology that gets rid of unwanted bacteria and will enable you to use more, wash less and save time.

Polygiene® is one of the most advanced and sustainable silver fabric treatments available. The treatment consists of a low concentration of recycled silver salt (silver chloride) which is naturally found in both water and soil, and which effectively gets rid of bacteria, fungi and other microbes. The treatment is applied at the finishing stages of the textile production, and field and lab tests show that it lasts the entire life-cycle of your bedding.

There is no interference with bacteria naturally occurring on the skin – the technology is active only on the materials surface and does not interfere with bacteria naturally found on the skin. There is no identified risk from dermal and oral contact with silver treatments. Polygiene® is not a nanosilver.

Christianshavn bedding is made in 100% organic cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified. Their technology partner Polygiene® is both OEKO-TEX® and Bluesign® certified.

Under The Microscope

The above shows how much bacteria can grow on your sheets after weeks of not washing them.

Environmental Impact

Nordifakt bedding greatly helps alleviate your personal impact on the environment, because you can both wash less at low temperatures, dry less and buy less.

The Design

Their bedding is made from 100% organic cotton percale. Percale is lightweight, durable, cool to the touch and with a crisp finish that only gets better with time. They have used a “garment dye method” which means the bedding is dyed after it is sewn, giving the colors a natural and soft look.

The edges have been finished off with a double stitch so there won’t be any creased or folded lips and you can throw the sheets back on as soon as they have been washed and dried.

The pillowcase has an envelope closure with a generous overlap and the duvet cover has a smart closure, that is hidden on the lower backside, so you can’t see the closure when the bed is made and the duvet will stay inside the cover.

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Pikachu Centipede Body Pillows: Gotta Catch ‘Em Aaaaah!

What has a Pikachu head, entirely too many body segments, and nobody asked for? If you answered a Pikachu centipede body pillow, then you’re correct. Available from Chinese online retailer AliExpress, falling asleep with one of these ‘Very Long Pikachu Insect Plushes’ can almost guarantee a poor night’s sleep filled entirely with nightmares.

Available in four sizes (85cm, 1.1m, 1.4m, and 1.7m), the Creepachus cost between $21 and $90 depending on length, and I have the sneaking suspicion they’re not actually officially licensed products from Nintendo. Or a product that should exist at all for that matter.

Who comes up with this stuff? ‘You know what the world needs? Pikachu centipede body pillows,’ somebody actually thought to themselves before going the distance and having them manufactured. I mean that’s something I wouldn’t imagine even in my wildest dreams, and let me tell you – I’ve had some wild dreams. The things I’ve seen! But never ever a Pikachu centipede body pillow, just so we’re clear.

[via ComicBook]

Star Trek Starfleet Uniform Bedding: Sleep, the Final Frontier

When you do something bad on a Starfleet ship, you’re likely to end up confined to your quarters. Frankly, that doesn’t sound so terrible to me, as it’s an opportunity to catch up on your rest. And if you’re going to sleep on a Starfleet starship, it should wear an official Starfleet uniform, don’t ya think?’

So beam me up, then tuck me under this duvet cover that look like an enormous Starfleet uniform. Imagine if Andre the Giant was a Starfleet officer, and that’s what we’re talking about here. The bedding is made by Character World, and come in both Discovery and The Next Generation variants, each distinguished by a different Starfleet badge, along with other details. The set includes a reversible duvet cover and a single pillow case with lots of starfleet logos on the reverse side.

You can find the Discovery duvet set over on Amazon, while you might need to head to eBay to find the TNG bedding. Sadly, the duvet and pillow set appears to come only in a twin bed size. It’s too bad our crew quarters don’t double as holodecks, because I’d just ask the ship’s computer to simulate me a California King set, along with the comfiest memory foam mattress it can come up with.

[via The Trek Collective]

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