Bowler Hat Wall Sconces: Head Lights

Do you know what your home has been missing? Bowler hat wall sconces. It’s kind of hard to believe you’ve gone this long without them. Thankfully, LDLED has you covered with these 12W bowler-inspired sconces (affiliate link). I can’t see a bowler hat without thinking of René Magritte’s iconic painting The Son Of Man. But that’s just me, and I’m cultured. Like a pearl, except I’m terrified of the ocean and don’t even like dipping my toes in it.

The bowler hat wall sconces are available in black or white and either cool or warm-colored LEDs. The hats have to be hard-wired directly to a home’s existing electrical system though, meaning they’re NOT battery powered. That’s a shame because electricity and I don’t get along.

How many are you buying? I just bought one for every room in my apartment, which is one. It’s a studio. I guess I could technically count the bathroom as a second room, but it doesn’t actually have a door, just a curtain. This may explain why I’ve never had any friends come to more than one of my apartment parties.

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Bowler Hat Colander: an Elegant Strainer for a More Civilized Age

This Bowler Hat Colander is suitable for any gentleman or gentle lady in the kitchen. Flaunt it and tip it while wiggling your eyebrows and curling your mustache as you wait for your food to cook, then toss it in and strain.

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Strain your spaghetti and then throw it on your hat rack. Then adjust your bow tie, twirl your cane and do a little Charlie Chaplin dance. I guess you could use it for a hat while you are out and a colander when you are in. It’s basically a plaything for those who like old timey shenanigans.

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The Bowler Hat Colander will cost you $20(USD) from Firebox.