Salacious Crumb ‘See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil’ Sculpture

Inspired by the classic ‘see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil’ wise-monkey sculptures, Regal Robot has reimagined the maxim with Jabba The Hutt’s Kowakian Monkey-Lizard Salacious B. Crumb sitting in for the monkeys. Just looking at him, I can practically hear him cackling at some unfortunate alien dropped into Jabba’s Rancor pit.

The $119 desk sculpture/paperweight is made of solid resin, weighs about a pound and is finished with a faux bronze patina. It’s kind of ironic if you think about it, though, because of all creatures, Salacious Crumb is probably the exact opposite of the embodiment of ‘see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.’ Practically all he does is see, hear, and speak evil!

Will one be adorning the desk in my home office? Probably not, but I don’t exactly make the galactic gangster money that Jabba The Hutt does. I can’t afford the finer things in life. Or even the less-fine things in life. Or, in this case, the extremely novel Star Wars products in life.

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Bronze Edition Picard Facepalm Bust for the Classically Stupid

A few years back we talked about the Star Trek TNG Captain Picard Facepalm bust. Picard gave Star Trek fans many things to like and perhaps the most Picardian thing he did was usher in the facepalm meme that we all find useful when someone does something so stupid that words fail us.

The first facepalm bust was painted to give it a more lifelike look. At least as lifelike as a statue with only one arm can look. This version has a more elegant bronze look. It’s not real bronze mind you – that would be too swanky. It’s still made from resin, just painted to look bronze and tarnished.

The point is if you work with a bunch of stupid people, this will save you some time. Just point to the statue and shoo them out of your office. The bust will set you back $69.99 on ThinkGeek.

Official Game of Thrones Jewelry: Sterling Sigils

Jewelry artists Pyrrha now have a deal with HBO to create and sell Game of Thrones pendants. You wear or you die. There is no middle ground.

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The line of handcrafted talismans include the sigils of houses Baratheon, Stark, Targaryen, Greyjoy, Lannister and Tyrell. They will also be offering rings, but haven’t shared any pictures of them as of yet. These pieces will start shipping on March 30, to arrive just in time for the Season Four premiere.

You can order the pendants direct from Pyrrha or from the HBO Shop for $226(USD) each in either sterling silver or bronze. Pricing for the other items in the line start at $98. Jewelry is coming!

[via The Mary Sue via Geeks Are Sexy]