3D-Printed Arms for Pet Chickens Give Them Real Chicken Fingers

Do you raise chicken? Do you feel strongly that they wish they had arms? Well, now you can buy them a whole variety of different style arms thanks to the numerous 3D printing shops on Etsy. It’s 2022, everyone! Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, they still manage to.

Arm styles available include t-rex, velociraptor, regular human arms, muscular Hulk arms, arms with hands giving the middle finger, Captain America arms with shield, arms with a chainsaw for one hand, arms with boxing gloves, and arms with hands that can hold small plastic weapon accessories. What a time to be alive and living next to Old McDonald!

A chicken wears the arms via a flexible plastic band that loosely hugs the chicken across its back. I don’t even own any chickens, but now I wish I did so I could put arms on them and run around the yard playing tag. Or maybe they call it “peck.” The problem is, arms or no arms, I really don’t want them waking me up at sunrise. I like to sleep in. Ideally until the weekend.

[via odditymall]

Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator: 20 T-Rexes vs 10,000 Chickens

You have waited your entire life to see an epic battle like this. 20 T-Rexes against 10,000 chickens. Yes, the T-Rex is a killing machine, but can the chickens use their sheer numbers to win the day? Find out today!

This is battle for the ages, courtesy of the game Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator and the guys at Lazy Game Reviews. Two species enter, one species becomes extinct.

Spoiler alert: Chickens win. Obviously. You can’t just charge into 10,000 chickens and expect not to get pecked to death. I don’t care if you brought 30 T-Rexes. You don’t mess with chickens. One day they will rule the world alongside of robots, killing us for sport and saying that things taste like “human.” Let this be a lesson to everyone as you chomp down on your KFC.

[via Geekologie]

Georgia Tech develops poultry deboning robot / chicken nightmare machine

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If you have any chickens in the house, you're going to want to keep them away from the computer. Georgia Tech researchers have developed the device that will haunt their feathered dreams. The prototype Intelligent Cutting and Deboning System has a built-in 3D vision system in order to help it cut and debone a chicken. The robot uses collected data and custom algorithms to help reduce bone fragments and increase yield on birds, whilst ensuring that no fowl with ever get a full night's sleep again. The school has begun testing the system, as evidenced by the unfortunate bird picture above. Press release after the break, if you're not too chicken.

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