5-Foot Inflatable Chucky Doll Is Ready to Terrorize Your Neighborhood

From what I recall, Chucky was only three feet tall in the movies, and he was quite the tiny terror at that size. So can you imagine what sort of damage the little devil could do if he were five feet tall? Fortunately for you, you can always just pop this inflatable Chucky doll with a pin if he gets out of control and starts murdering your neighbors.

This light-up, blow-up Chucky doll is dressed up in his iconic Good Guys overalls and striped shirt and has all the facial scars he suffered over the years. Now, as soon as I typed “blow-up Chucky doll,” it dawned on me that there’s probably someone out there with a Chucky fetish, and things just got really creepy. Hopefully, I’m wrong, but as the Internet has proven time and time again, I’m almost certainly not.

You can grab the inflatable Chucky doll from Amazon (affiliate link) for about $60, and you’ll have a blow-up friend ’til the end.

Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys are Delightfully Flat

When it comes to geeky collectibles, I love me some whimsical plush toys. They’re squeezable and great for tossing around on the couch. Just don’t let the dog get ahold of them. Now, Mezco Toyz has released a new series of collectible plush toys which are more flat than your typical plump plushies.

The new Flatzos collection features flattened-out plush dolls based on pop culture characters, with oversized heads and small bodies. The first three toys in the series are based on iconic horror villains Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees (a jolly good fellow), and Chucky.

They measure about 12″ tall each, and have a vibrant full-color print of the character on front. Both Freddy and Chucky also have creepy button eyes, but we just have to imagine that Jason’s are hiding behind his ski mask.

All three toys are available for pre-order now, and are priced at $14 each, or $42 for the set of three. They’re expected to ship sometime between June and August 2018. I’m hoping that they’re a hit, since I’d love to see Mezco add lots of other characters to the series.

Child’s Play Good Guys Talking Doll: Friends to the End

Growing up, I was seriously creeped out by the original Child’s Play. The franchise got pretty cheesy after that. Once Child’s Play hit the theaters, I never looked at my brother’s My Buddy doll the same way again. I also thought that the Good Guys doll that was supposed to be kind and fun before it turned evil was pretty creepy from the get go.

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Thanks to Mezco Toyz, this October you will be able to get your hands on a 15-inch talking Good Guys doll from before it was possessed by the spirit of serial killer Charles Lee Ray.

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Yep. Still creepy. The doll can laugh evilly or speak phrases from the movie, including:

“Hi, I’m Chucky and I am your friend to the end, hi dee ho, ha ha ha ha ha”

“Hi I’m Chucky wanna play”

“I’ll be back”

“Boo”

“You’ve been very naughty”

While we don’t have a picture yet, the doll will come packaged in a die-cut Good Guys box just like the one seen in the movie. You can pre-order your very own friend to the end from Entertainment Earth for $79.99(USD).

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Til Death Do Us Part: Bride of Chucky Wedding Cake

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Some love stories end happily ever after while others eventually (and unfortunately) become horror stories. Let’s just hope the wedding cake the couple chose won’t be indicative of the kind of marriage they’ll have, as in the case of the newlyweds who had the Little Cherry Cake Company make them a Bride of Chucky wedding cake.

It’s bloody, horrific, and all sorts of scary, with Chucky and his bride sitting on top of three tiers of cake. Hit the break for another view of the cake and close-up views of the details.

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