This Turntable Converts Records into Digital Music Files

If you have a lot of vinyl records lying around that you wish you could listen to on your smartphone or speakers, now you can convert those oldies (but goodies) into digital music files. All you need is the ION Max LP Black conversion turntable.

To convert records to digital files, simply use the USB cable to connect the turntable to your computer. The included software will then walk you through the steps to get the process started. You can also use the 1/8″ auxiliary input to convert other sources, such as cassette tapes, into digital files as well. The software will automatically separate the tracks into individual files. The built-in stereo speakers also let you listen to those records on the spot.

That’s how easy it is to bring your analog tunes into the 21st century. Get the Conversion Turntable with Stereo Speakers for just $65.99 in the Technabob Shop, a 34% savings off of the original price.

Darth Vader Interrupted During Important Video Call

Everyone thinks that working from home is so easy. It isn’t. It has its own challenges. Your work day never seems to end, for one thing. Oh and your kids invading your home office, that’s gonna happen.


I suppose that isn’t so bad, unless you are live on the air and being interviewed by the BBC, which is what happened to Professor Robert Kelly. Naturally the Internet is having all kinds of fun with this, and so I present to you, the Darth Vader version of that fateful interview.

Yes, even a Sith Lord can’t get any privacy in their home office, as the droids find their way in, and Princess Leia has to wrangle them out.

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