This TARDIS Mug Holds a Whopping 64 Ounces of Coffee

Check out this jumbo-sized 64 oz. TARDIS Mug. It’s round rather than square which is much better for coffee sipping. Looks odd at first, but the more I see it, the more I like it. Does it hold more coffee inside than it appears? I have no idea, but I’m going to have fun finding out.

Yes, there are many Doctor Who TARDIS Mugs out there and you probably have several of them in your collection, so why not add this one too? Besides, it’s cool because it’s round and huge. This piece of officially-licensed Doctor Who merchandise will take your morning coffee to the next relative dimension in space. There’s no better way to wake up. Hey, the show is now “woke” and so are you.

It’s my opinion that the TARDIS should only ever have one companion and that’s coffee. Best companion you can have. It doesn’t talk, it wakes you up and it is actually helpful during an adventure. Yep, just give me a sonic screwdriver and a cup of Joe, and I’ll save the universe every time.

Sadly this mug can’t materialize itself from the table to the sink, or from the cabinet to your hand, but it’s still pretty awesome. You can grab one today from ThinkGeek for $24.99.

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Doctor Who TARDIS Backpack Isn’t Bigger on the Inside

The BBC series Doctor Who has been around for decades. The show’s producers have a cool way to keep the series going as different docs die off and regenerate. One thing that has remained pretty much the same over all these years is the TARDIS. Doctor Who fans will want to check out this TARDIS backpack.

It’s based on the blue police box from the 11th season of the show and measures 11.5″ x 13″ x 5.5″. It’s not bigger on the inside; those are the actual dimensions. It looks like leather, but it’s made from shiny, textured polyurethane.

It has a snap closure and a pair of zippered side pockets. Sadly, it has no dedicated laptop pouch, but it still looks cool. ThinkGeek will sell you one for $79.99, and it is shipping now.

Doctor Who TARDIS French Press: Coffee for Your Companion

This Doctor Who TARDIS Coffee Press is the perfect way to start your morning – for both you and a companion. I don’t know about you, but I need a good strong cup of coffee to wash the taste of that last season from my palette. I’m just sad it doesn’t make TARDIS noises and light up on top after your coffee has steeped long enough.

Sadly, it’s not bigger on the inside, but its 34 ounce capacity should be more than enough to keep you buzzing. We Americans prefer coffee over tea, but I guess you could make tea in it too. I don’t see why not. The Doctor’s TARDIS can do all kinds of things, but it can’t sit on your counter and make coffee, now can it? I’d say that puts you one-up on the good Doctor.

You may not be running around saving the world from Daleks, but at least you’ll be well-caffeinated thanks to this mini Police Box. More like a Police cylinder, really. Materialize one into your kitchen today for $39.99 over at ThinkGeek.

Jodie Whittaker Doctor Who Barbie Doll: Mattel Calling Orson…

The new female Doctor made her long-awaited debut this week, and if you’re enjoying Jodie Whitaker in the role of Time Lord, why not start collecting her toys? It didn’t take long for the powers that be to unveil the first ever Doctor Who Barbie doll.

Whitaker’s debut in the Doctor Who Season 11 episode “The Woman Who Fell to Earth” has given us the first female Doctor and today we have a Barbie doll in her likeness. If you don’t follow the show, you are forgiven if you thought this was some kind of gender-swapped Mork and Mindy reboot. I mean, that outfit. Yikes. It’s like this regeneration of the Doctor had her mom pick out her clothes in the dark. At a thrift store. During an earthquake. The Doctor is known for  eccentric dressing, but even so, all past Doctor’s let out a collective “Ugh” when this outfit happened.

Now you can teach your little girl about questionable fashion too. The doll is available to pre-order right now and ships around December 3rd. Although I suspect more adult nerds will be playing with this than little girls.

Doctor Who TARDIS Hooded Onesie: Your Gut Is Bigger on the Inside

Who here knew that TARDIS stood for for “Time And Relative Dimensions in Sleep?” Just wear this TARDIS hooded onesie before bed so that when you drift off, your circuits might kick in so that you wake up in a new time and place. Good luck fitting in while wearing this. You might stand out just a wee little bit… even on the alien planets.

It is for serious geeks who want to actually BE the time machine that the Doctor tools around in. This full-zip fleece hooded onesie has windows and a door sign appliquéd across the front, custom Police Box neck tape, black ribbed cuffs at the wrists and ankles, and it is made of 100% polyester. Warm wash in the time stream only.

It’s perfect for lounging around the house, for cosplay, or just because you want to focus really hard and try to time travel with your mind. I’m not judging. That’s what I would do too. The bad news is that there’s only room for you. There’s no room for bringing a companion with you on your journeys. Though I’m guessing if you had a companion in your life you wouldn’t be wearing this in the first place.

Doctor Who TARDIS Bag: Portable Police Box

We don’t yet have the technology to make this Doctor Who TARDIS Messenger Bag bigger on the inside and make it an actual time machine, so you can’t jump inside and have an adventure. Although that would be pretty damn cool. Anyway, this bag is still pretty awesome, and Whovians are going to love it.

This bag has a sweet TARDIS design both outside and in. Just flip the flap up to display the police telephone sign, and inside it has a cute TARDIS print lining. It’s a messenger style bag, but it’s closer to the size of a handbag. It’s made of faux leather and has one zipped and one open pocket on the inside, while the strap has an adjustable 13″-26″ drop.

I can see the new Doctor herself wearing this bag. In fact, I kind of wish they would make this an accessory that she carries around on the show. She can keep her sonic screwdriver and other necessities inside. You can get one for yourself for $69.99 from none other than ThinkGeek.

This “Fully-operational” Steampunk Dalek Is Ready to Exterminate Your Bank Account

I always wondered what it might be like if Doctor Who took place in a steampunk alternative universe. I think it would be pretty cool to have a TARDIS filled with gears and giant steam engines, and Cybermen and Daleks made from copper and brass. Well, one very talented Australian artist has created a life-size steampunk Dalek, and it’s pretty epic.

According to artist Vince Austin’s Etsy listing, this awesome Dalek is “fully-operational” – in that it can be driven by a pilot inside, and has a voice modulation circuit that can be used to communicate with the outside world in Dalekese. It’s also been rigged up with cameras and screens inside so its driver can see where it’s going, lest it exterminate the wrong person. Top speed for the Dalek is about 6 km/h (~3.7 mph).

This thing truly is an amazing work of art. However, it’s also as expensive as a really nice Porsche – with a $150,000 asking price. And that’s before the $2000 shipping fee to get it from Australia to the US. It took Austin about 6 months to build it, so it definitely was time consuming to create. As much as I’d love to have this thing in my living room, it would truly exterminate my retirement savings.

Doctor Who TARDIS Console Light Is a Lava Lamp from Gallifrey

I’ve tried to watch Doctor Who and it just doesn’t excite me, but there are legions of fans out there who love that show. When it comes to British TV, The IT Crowd is more my speed. I thought that show was hilarious. Regardless of my opinion, Whovians will certainly recognize this desk lamp as the TARDIS console.

This is essentially a lava lamp with Doctor Who trappings on it. This lamp won’t help you travel through space and time, but it will give you something to look at and burn your fingers on.

It measures 18″ tall and melts the goopy orange “lava” using a good old 25-watt incandescent light bulb. The lamp sells for $29.99(USD) and is available from ThinkGeek now.