Chibson Placebo Pedal Does Nothing: Air Guitar Essential

Give the guitar nerd in your life the gift of nothing with Chibson USA and Daredevil Pedals’ Placebo Pedal. All of its parts are legit – the knobs, the footswitch, the power indicator light, and the I/O jacks. It’s just that it doesn’t do anything besides give you something to step on.

But the legitimately cool thing about the Placebo Pedal is that you can pay extra to get a DIY PCB kit that will let you turn this useless trinket into an actual fuzz pedal.

Daredevil Pedals sells the Placebo Pedal for $99 (USD), and the pedal plus the DIY PCB kit for $125.

[via Boing Boing]

 

Fender Final Fantasy XIV Stratocaster Electric Guitar: Axe of the Rock Emperor

The trailer for Final Fantasy XIV’s upcoming expansion Endwalker has a refreshing rock soundtrack. It turns out the theme doesn’t end there. Square Enix teamed up with guitar experts Fender to create limited-edition Stratocasters with visual touches inspired by the hit MMORPG. It will also come with a hard case that has the game’s logo. The guitar will be available in Japan this October, and in Europe and North America in early 2022. The catch? You’ll have to have one heck of a real-life job to afford it.

This or a 3080? Fortunately for Eorza’s virtual citizens, a digital version of the guitar will also be added to the game in a couple of ways. Patch 5.55 will add the axe to the Bard’s Performance mode arsenal, as well as a wall-mounted furnishing for homes. The patch should be up by 5/25/21.

[via Siliconera]

French Fry Guitar: Would You Like Strings with That?

Out of all of the fast food french fries out there, McDonald’s still makes some of the best. They’re skinny, crispy, salty, and delicious. If you like Mickey D’s fries and know how to play guitar, you might want to pick up this rare instrument that looks just like a box of yummy french fries.

Built by master luthier (and expert fry guy) John Bolin, this rare electric guitar recently turned up for sale from the band Doublewide Kings over on Reverb. The french fry guitar is just one of three artist’s proofs ever made, and although it’s already been used, it looks like the fries are still golden brown and crispy, and I don’t see any ketchup on the strings.

One of my favorite details is the tiny McDonald’s arches that are inlaid along the fretboard. Nice touch. It also says “I’m lovin’ it” on the backside.

If you’ve got $6500 to kicking around, you can grab these truly supersize fries for your guitar collection. Just be sure to see if they’ll toss in a Big Mac or two for that price.

Rock Your Lunch with a Guitar Case Lunch Box


Hey now, you’re a rockstar, get your lunch on, go eat. Bring your lunch in like a rock star. Do you really think John Mayer, Jon Bon Jovi, Elton John, John Fogerty, or John Denver carry their lunches in paper bags? No, they carry them in Guitar Case Lunch Boxes, just like you or your cool kid should. Now of course John Denver isn’t carrying anything since he died years ago but he would, if he could. And Elton probably doesn’t carry anything himself, he has people. And he plays piano, not guitar. Ok, just stop, this is not Wikipedia, no need to fact check this type of thing buddy. Thanks.

So yeah, this lunchbox actually looks like a tiny guitar case and even comes with a bunch of stickers to make it your own. You could use your own stickers of course (aha! we’ve finally found a use for all those Apple stickers you get with every new iPhone). This lunchbox measures about 6″ x 11″, so it’s big enough to hold whatever food you’re planning on eating, even if it’s just a whole bunch of M&M’s, red only, as per your tour rider. Right, John? Only shooting stars break the mold.

Rock Your Lunch with a Guitar Case Lunch Box
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GuitDoorbell Plays Guitar Notes When You Open a Door

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Open the door, strum a guitar. The GuitDoorbell is not an actual doorbell you can ring (like the Piano Key Doorbell) but more like a door chime that makes a sound when you open or close the door. The GuitDoorbell is a half-sized guitar that mounts above any inward opening door. Attached to the door is a striker that strums the guitar when the door is opened.
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Yes that’s a real acoustic guitar! You can tune it however you like and you can even take it down and play it a bit. Might I suggest playing a song by….The Doors. Put that guitar to use even when you’re not playing it. Look up ladies.
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The guitars come with a laminate spruce veneer top, solid rosewood bridge, and a sapele maple neck. The entire guitar measures 30″ long.
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The GuitDoorbell comes in either a natural or black wood color and includes all the mounting hardware you need to put it up. Great for businesses, musically inclined homes, kids rooms, music rooms, schools, and more. Hear when the door is opened with a pleasing guitar sound. Available for purchase directly (above) or here via SkyMall.

GuitDoorbell Plays Guitar Notes When You Open a Door
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Attack of the Rebel Bass

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Yo Chewy drop the bass, I’m about to take a rockin’ (Han) solo. If this Falcon’s rockin’, Storm Troopers are sure to come a’knockin’. UK based luthier Doni Custom Guitars specializes in building guitars with a twist. Like his signature Rebel Bass made from a Millennium Falcon (a toy, not the real one). But the bass guitar is no toy, it’s a legit instrument. Take a look inside:
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She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. He has made multiple versions of this bass, with varying headstock designs ranging from Han Solo to this Chewbacca one:
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But wait, that’s not all. As long as they’re adding electronics to the Falcon to convert it to an electric bass, why not make the whole thing light up like it’s about to enter hyperspace on it’s way to doing the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs?
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Really cool. While each Rebel Bass is unique, it’s not a one-off design, so I’m sure Doni would be glad to make one for anyone who needs an instrument for their personal Cantina Band.

Attack of the Rebel Bass
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GuitDoorbell Is More Of A Door Chime Than A Doorbell

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We usually think of a doorbell as something that alerts people on the inside that there may be visitors wanting to enter on the outside. This GuitDoorbell makes a strumming sound when the door is actually opened, which alerts people on the inside that someone already entered. That makes this product’s name a bit of a misnomer, though we suspect that GuitDoorChime (or whatever) may have sounded stupid to the products creators. Whatever gripes we may have about the name, the product is kind of cool; set the guitar to play any chord, and each time anyone enters it’ll play it. We think it naturally belongs in a music store, sure, but we can picture this in any home without stretching our imagination too much. It’ll cost you $150, and comes in two colours.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ Geekologie ]

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C-3PO Action Figure Case Guitar

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Rock the Cantina with this Star Wars guitar. Made by Rainy Day Instruments, the body of this electric guitar is a repurposed C-3PO action figure case (who even knew they had another one besides the Vader case?) The case can still open up and talk (why didn’t the Darth Vader one talk? too scary probably).
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While threepio is not exactly known for his smooth melodic speech pattern, that never stopped anyone from succeeding in music *cough* Bob Dylan *cough*. Well, now that I’ve insulted the greatest lyricist of a generation, let’s throw another damper on your day- the one of a kind guitar is no longer available and there doesn’t appear to be any video of it in action. Boooo. Perhaps contact RDI above to make you another one if you want or just talk to your local luthier extraordinaire. (via technabob)

C-3PO Action Figure Case Guitar
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