Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Jewelry: Just Don’t Snap Your Fingers

Peter Quill just couldn’t control himself and had to punch Thanos right in the face, resulting in the snap heard around the world. If you like the idea of an all-powerful gauntlet that lets you do whatever you want, try this Infinity Gauntlet Rings Bracelet on for size.

This version of the Infinity War Gauntlet consists of a chain bracelet with colorful faux gemstone rings attached by smaller chains. The whole thing is gold colored but isn’t gold. Its made of nickel-free zinc alloy.

It’s listed as “one size fits most” and can be yours for $34.99 over at ThinkGeek. Just don’t use it to vaporize half the world’s population.

Infinity Gauntlet Slippers: The Power to Rule the Floor

Feel just like Thanos with these officially-licensed Avengers: No Infinity Stone Unturned Slippers.They will be warm and cozy and give you that fuzzy feeling that only Thanos can deliver.

Let’s face it, gauntlets are heavy and get in the way. Plus it’s just hard to do stuff with your hand when you are wearing heavy metal gauntlets. Wearing slippers is a much better option. I can see Stan Lee wearing these around the house, snapping his fingers, and making people disappear. I can also picture Thanos wearing these with a robe, like the Big Lebowski and having a white russian.

These gold slippers have faux infinity gems, but real comfort. You might say they are MARVEL-ous and that they’ll give you INFINITY comfort. These are perfect for anyone who likes to lounge around the house, but also wants to rule the universe, while being too lazy to actually do it, so they just watch Netflix instead. In other words, me. Yeah, that sounds like me. Just ordered two pairs.

They are available for preorder from Merchoid for just $17 and ship in December. You better get these slippers while you can. They won’t be around for very long.

Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Hat: Cap in America

Who rules the universe? You rule the universe if you’re wearing this over-the-top Avengers: Infinity War Infinity Gauntlet From New Era’s 59Fifty line. It’s Thanos’ version of galactic bling, which handily beats Earthly bling. It also can control pretty much everything.

This hat is a SuperHeroStuff exclusive and you can pre-order it for $99.99. It should be available in May. You have to be a serious fan to shell out that kind of money for a hat, even if it is super geeky and has all the infinity stones on it. Then again, this is a small price to pay for the power to turn heads and make them say, “wait, what?”. It will definitely get you noticed.

It has the Avengers logo front and center within the word war, the bill is stitched to simulate layered gauntlet plating and has runes on it, and under the bill, you’ll find an illustration of the actual infinity gauntlet. Then there’s the inner lining of the cap with six Avengers illustrations.

Now that I’ve seen this, I really hope that Thanos wears one in the movie. There’s no question that this is a hat to rule all other hats. Are you fanboy enough to wear it?

[via Comicbook]