Heinz Fry Spoonz: For Maximum Ketchup Load


Some people believe french fries are just a vehicle to get ketchup to your mouth. My dad is one of those people. And in news that’s sure to make his day – then ruin it when he realizes you have to be a UK resident to enter – Heinz is giving away free Fry Spoonz to lucky participants in its National Fry Day contest (available to enter HERE). Well, it looks like we’ll just have to make our own, dad.

Fry Spoonz are made entirely out of potatoes and resemble the shape of a traditional spoon, allowing you to deposit insane amounts of ketchup into your mouth in a single scoop. My dad also puts ketchup on his potato chips and doesn’t actually eat the chips; he only sucks the ketchup off until the chips are soggy, so I can only imagine how wild he would go with these things. Definitely wild enough to not want to watch, that’s for sure.

[via Gizmodo]

Heinz Packet Roller Extracts Every Drop of Precious Ketchup

Ketchup: according to my dad it belongs on everything. He’s such a fan he’s thoroughly convinced potato chips were only invented as a vehicle to transport ketchup from a plate to a person’s mouth without making a mess. And now you can extract every precious drop of tomatoey goodness from a ketchup packet thanks to the Heinz Packet Roller keychain attachment. Fingers crossed it also works with Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets!

Operating like the similarly designed rollers for tubes of toothpaste, you just rip the end off a ketchup packet and roll it through the device, resting easy knowing you extracted every bit of ketchup possible. Waste not, want not – that’s my motto.

It’s the golden era of condiment packet extraction! These are truly exciting times we’re living in. Especially considering fast food restaurants regularly try to shortchange me in the packeted condiments department. At least I’ll know I made the most of what they did give me. Plus, now wait a minute, they forgot my nuggets!

[HeinzPacketRoller via DudeIWantThat]

Ketchup Flavored Candy Canes Are the Ultimate Christmas Condiment

Were you a good boy or girl this year? Doesn’t matter, 2020 has spoken and we’re all getting ketchup flavored candy canes for Christmas anyways. Created by Archie McPhee, a six-pack of “rich tomato flavor” ketchup candy canes costs $6.50 and is sure to be absent from every single Christmas list this year. But that doesn’t mean we aren’t getting them anyways!

I think my favorite part about these things is they look just like traditional candy canes, so you kids won’t realize Santa thought they were bad this year until it’s too late. Will I still sharpen the end of mine to a point and poke my brother in the leg with it until he tells on me? Well, it wouldn’t be Christmas if I didn’t, now would it? They’re called traditions after all.

So… are you thinking what I’m thinking? If it’s “I wonder what one of these would taste like melted on a hotdog” you are! And I, for one, plan on finding out. If it’s as delicious as I imagine, fingers crossed for spicy mustard and sauerkraut candy canes next year!

[Archie McPhee]

Thomy Rot-Weiß Is Ketchup and Mayonnaise Packaged Like Toothpaste

Ketchup, mustard, mayo, teriyaki, bbq sauce, sriracha… Let’s face it, I’m a big condiment fan. While I don’t always mix my condiments, some combinations work better than others. Ketchup and mayo generally work well together – especially on a cheeseburger – and actually are pretty good on french fries too. Well, it turns out that you can get a combination of ketchup and mayo in a single package – and I’m not talking about Russian salad dressing.

The experts at German condiment company Thomy make a ketchup-mayonnaise combo called “Rot-Weiß” – which translates to  “Red-White.” But these two condiments aren’t pre-mixed into a single condiment. Instead, they come out of a tube like one of those striped toothpastes. YouTuber Taras Kul tested out some Rot-Weiß, and shared his review on video:

I mean, sure, the two substances eventually will mix together on your plate, and certainly in your stomach, but still, it looks sort of like a liquid candy cane as it oozes out of the tube. If you’re just dying to try some, you can pick up a tub on Amazon for about $10. I dare you to brush your teeth with this stuff.

Petchup Pet Food Condiments

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Have you ever taken a bite of dog food and thought, “this is terribly bland. Where’s the flavor? Why is this so dry? And why am I eating dog food? How much did I have to drink? And why is the dog sitting at the table eating my dinner?” Problem solved. Spice up your best friend’s meal with canine condiments. Yes for real.
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These broth-based liquid dog treats come in four wittily names flavors: Muttstard (salmon flavor), Bark B-Q (pork flavor), Petchup (beef flavor), and Mutt-n-aise (turkey flavor). No artificial flavors. And they look like actual condiment bottles, so really not confusing at all, just store them in your fridge next to your human condiments, I’m sure nothing bad will ever happen. So treat your dogs, they deserve flavor too.
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While there have been plenty of images circulating over on Reddit showing the awful, unsanitary things workers do when they’re bored at their fast food jobs, Redditor Txmaluda did something a little more creative – and decidedly less disturbing – with their downtime at work.

imperial ketchup walker

Yes, that’s an AT-AT Imperial Walker made  from plastic ketchup containers and cardboard. Of course, it’s all well and good until the Rebels start firing french fries and chicken nuggets – as it seem to be even more vulnerable than the ones in Empire Strikes Back. You certainly won’t need a tow line to take this AT-AT down.

My favorite part of the picture is the box that says both WHATABURGER and “fancy ketchup.” How fancy can WHATABURGER ketchup really be?

[via Geek Native]

The Ketchup Presser Helps You Get the Most Out of Each Ketchup Packet

Ketchup Presser

I like how they package ketchup into packets so you can take some of the condiment with you on the go or have some with your take-out fries. The slightly annoying thing about it is that you have to roll the packet up and squeeze with all your might to get every bit of ketchup out. Well, here’s some good news: There’s a new design out for French fries containers that comes with this little tab on the side that can help you with your ketchup packet woes.

All you have to do is insert the packet into the slot and press on the tab while pulling the packet out onto the other end to get all of the ketchup out and onto the cardboard container. No excessive squeezing and no need to roll anything up. Plus the fact that it’s just ‘built into’ the fries box makes everything a lot more convenient.

VIA [ Yanko Design ]