NASA Astronaut Space Suit Can Koozie

Because there are few things more enjoyable in life than sipping a cold one and playing space rangers, maker of outerwear-inspired koozies Puffin Drinkwear is selling this insulated Space Suit koozie. The can cover fits standard 12- and 16-ounce cans and includes a tiny closable backpack for storing other goodies like… actually, I’m not sure what. Glitterstim? Freeze-dried ice cream?

This is easily one of the top five koozies I’ve ever seen, and I will be buying one. Or rather, I’ll be putting it on my Christmas list and purchasing one myself after everybody lets me down like they have every other year. My family always asks what I want, I show them my list, and I still get a yearly membership to the Jelly of the Month Club instead.

Do you think this is what the real astronauts aboard the International Space Station drink out of? Of course not. They drink out of pouches, just like kangaroos would if they were smarter. There’s a good reason kangaroos haven’t been to the moon, you know. Granted, I don’t know what it is, but there definitely is one.

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Super Mario Bros. Warp Pipe Can Koozie: Don’t Drink the Piranha Plants

Keeping your drink cold: it’s a necessity. Unless you’re drinking coffee or hot chocolate, then it’s the exact opposite of what I said. Besides, there’s already a coffee mug warp pipe for your hot beverage needs. But this is about beverages of the canned variety. And what better way to sip an insulated cold one and pledge your allegiance to old-school gaming than with this Super Mario Bros.-inspired warp pipe can koozie? Luigi would be so proud.

Made by Toynk and available on Amazon (affiliate link), the officially-licensed koozie looks just like an 8-bit warp pipe from the original Super Mario Bros. game for the NES. It will undoubtedly keep my Monster Energy nice and cold while I spent countless, infuriating hours trying to set a new speedrun record for the game, smashing controller after controller and unsettling the neighbors with my screaming.

I can never think of Super Mario Bros. and not think about how when I was a kid I’d convince my brother that the pits on the water levels were actually warp zones, so he’d swim down them and die and it would be my turn again. He still doesn’t trust me to this day.

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Darth Vader and R2-D2 Koozies: The Chill Side of the Force

I remember back in the day I always had a Koozie to hold my Dr. Pepper because lukewarm soda suck. Most of the Koozies that I had growing up were foam affairs that my dad always confiscated for his beer. Now that I’m an adult, I can have my own koozies, and these Star Wars ones will do just fine.

One of them looks like our favorite astrodroid R2-D2. Cram your can in the top of his head and he will keep your cans and bottles cold. The Darth Vader koozie channels the Dark Side to keep your drink as cold as the emperor’s heart.

These koozies are available at vat19.com. The R2-D2 is in stock right now for $11.99(USD). The Darth Vader Koozie sells for the same price, but is out of stock until May 31.

Beeracuda Chills a Six-Pack on Your Back

Keeping your beer chilled is an age old problem. Sure, indoors, we have the fridge, and outdoors we have coolers, but coolers are bulky and awkward. You can’t carry an ice box along with you wherever you go. So what can we do? Get a Beeracuda!

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The Beeracuda is an insulated beer sling made by Burton that keeps your 6-pack of beer or soda chilled and cozy. You can just sling it over your shoulder. Your cans are stacked inside its insulated zippered tube. Not enough? They also have an (almost) double-sized Beeracuda that can store 10 cans of your favorite beer.

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The shoulder strap comes with a koozie, so you have easy access to one chilled beer without having to open the bag. Now you can party it up anywhere you want and have cold beer. Perfect for hunting or fishing. The Beeracuda will set you back about $20 to $35 (USD) over on Amazon.

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Beeracuda Chills a Six-Pack on Your Back

Keeping your beer chilled is an age old problem. Sure, indoors, we have the fridge, and outdoors we have coolers, but coolers are bulky and awkward. You can’t carry an ice box along with you wherever you go. So what can we do? Get a Beeracuda!

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The Beeracuda is an insulated beer sling made by Burton that keeps your 6-pack of beer or soda chilled and cozy. You can just sling it over your shoulder. Your cans are stacked inside its insulated zippered tube. Not enough? They also have an (almost) double-sized Beeracuda that can store 10 cans of your favorite beer.

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The shoulder strap comes with a koozie, so you have easy access to one chilled beer without having to open the bag. Now you can party it up anywhere you want and have cold beer. Perfect for hunting or fishing. The Beeracuda will set you back about $20 to $35 (USD) over on Amazon.

[via Ohgizmo]

Scorzie: the Golf Score Keeping Koozie

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Keeping score out on the links can be difficult sometimes, especially when you’ve had a few uhhmm “adult beverages”. So keep your drink cold and your score accurate with the Golf Scorzie, Scorzie: the Golf Score Keeping Koozie the koozie that keeps score. Atop this foam drink cooler is a pair of rotating rings that keep score from 0 to 129. Just spin the ring after each shot or hole to keep your score.
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What happens if you score over 129? Then you’re probably drinking your beers too fast to even need a koozie anyway, right? Or just get two Scorzies and add them up (once you sober up, beer + math is a no no). Also works great for corn hole or any other game in which you need to keep score and hold a drink at the same time. It’s a hole in one!
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Scorzie: the Golf Score Keeping Koozie
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Beer Koozie with a Thermometer

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The foam insulator has gone digital with this Kickstarter project, the Koolernaut. The Koolernaut is a Koozie-like sleeve (apparently the term “koozie” is trademarked even though it’s in the common vernacular like Xerox or Kleenex…ugh) that has a digital thermometer to tell you how cold you beer is. And how cold should your beer be for optimal taste? Well there’s a handy chart on the back:
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The Koolernaut’s thermometer activates once you insert a beer. It’s made of thick sturdy foam to keep your brew cold. There’s also a specially designed “ice puck” freezer pack that slips in underneath your beer to chill your beer if you need it. Does a beer koozie really need a thermometer? Probably not, but do we really need any beer accessories? Heck I don’t even need a glass, just pour it right from the tap into my mouth and I’m good to go. Regardless, we still think it’s a really cool idea and it could definitely come in handy for serious beer drinkers out there even if you’re just serious about cheap beer.

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An Out-of-this-World Kinda Cool: Star Wars R2-D2 Can Cooler

Star Wars R2D2 Can Koozie

 

R2-D2 is a bot of few words–okay, of many words–but few of which we can actually understand. The pleasure that comes from having your brew of choice kept cool in this R2-D2 can cooler though, needs no words because silence speaks louder than words ever can. Whether you’re a fan of George Lucas’s epic franchise or not, this particular can cooler is a sight for sore eyes and will keep the temperature of your booze cool, just like you like it.

The R2-D2 can cooler is currently on sale for $5.59.

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R2-D2 Can Koozie

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Apparently we still have not run out of cylindrically shaped objects that R2-D2 can be turned into! And we’re all a little better for it. Otherwise I’d have to write about another boring iPhone case or something. Instead we have the R2-D2 Can Coolers, R2 D2 Can Koozie drink koozies with Artoos distinctive body on the outside.
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Is there anything ol’ R2 can’t do? This can cooler actually has a metal exterior (just like the real R2-D2!) with a rubber inside (not so much like R2). Keeps your hand as toasty as Summer on Tatooine and your drink as cold as a Hoth Winter, so you can take off that glove Lord Vader. Ouch, I’m choking! Ok, ok, you can leave the glove on, whatever you want. Phew. Holds a standard 12 ounce can.
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R2-D2 Can Koozie
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Protect Your Booze: Boiled Leather and Chainmail Beer Koozie

Beer Armor Koozie

Somewhere out there is a psycho who’s waiting in the wings, waiting for the moment when you’ll leave your booze unguarded. Don’t give him or her a chance to stab your can of booze and cause death by leakage; keep your beer by your side and cover it up in this boiled leather and chainmail beer koozie at all times for maximum protection.

So that’s an extremely improbable scenario, but hey, it could happen. The koozie was put together by DougFungus, who believes that beer cans should be provided with ample security. It won’t prevent people from stealing your beer, though.

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