Don’t Try Drinking This Fake Hot Chocolate with Marshmallow Push Pins

It’s like 90ºF and 80% humidity here in Chicago this week, so the idea of sipping a hot beverage doesn’t have much appeal to me at the moment. But when the weather inevitably cools off, there’s nothing quite as satisfying as a nice cup of hot cocoa, along with a bunch of mini marshmallows floating on top. Of course, you’d be in for a rude awakening if those marshmallows had pins on their ends and poked holes in your tongue and esophagus. So you might not want to put this fake cup of hot chocolate and pushpin marshmallows where you might normally reach to take a sip.

Fred’s whimsical Marsh Memos set comes with 20 marshmallow-shaped push pins, along with a cup of non-drinkable hot chocolate for you to store them in. They’re adorable, but definitely not kid friendly, so don’t leave them lying around where junior might try to chomp on them. Being made from rubber with pointy metal spikes on their ends, they definitely don’t taste good. The least they could do is make the drink part smell like chocolate and the marshmallow pins smell like vanilla. Oh well, that’s a missed opportunity.

If you can avoid the temptation of trying to drink the cocoa or eat the marshmallows, the Marsh Memos set is available now from Perpetual Kid for $9.99, which is probably about what you’ll pay for a Venti hot cocoa at Starbucks these days.

Shiba Inu Marshmallows: So Sugar

Shiba Inu dogs and marshmallows are two of the sweetest things on the planet, so it only makes sense that they’ve finally been merged together into a single thing. Thanks to the folks at Japanese retailer Felissimo, we now have adorable and squeezy treats made to look like adorable and squeezy dogs.

These squishy guys are printed with a detailed image of a cute and cuddly little dog, complete with a boopable little nose. And if you like chocolate with your marshmallows, you’re in luck. Each one is filled with chocolate paste. While that sounds delicious, I don’t recommend filling your actual dog with chocolate.

They’re available in boxes of nine from the Felissimo website for 1200 yen (~$11 USD), and each marshmallow comes individually wrapped so you don’t have to eat them all in one sitting.

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Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Pillow Pet

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I don’t know if the kids that would use this would actually know who the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is but their parents certainly will. This Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Pillow Pet Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Pillow Pet is a pillow and a pet. For those not familiar with Pillow Pets, it’s a pillow with a few pieces of velcro on the belly to turn it into a stuffed animal toy. Usually they are animals and not complete awesomeness like this retro 80′s icon. Now excuse me while I go buy one (for my kids… yeah, that’s it, for my kids).

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Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Pillow Pet

Booze-Infused Marshmallows Will Be Perfect for a Christmas Bonfire

Booze Marshmallows

If you live somewhere where the snow doesn’t fall, then here’s something you can do to stop the kids from clamoring for a white Christmas (because you can’t give that to them anyway, not unless you buy fake snow by the truckload): a holiday bonfire. There’s nothing like roasting marshmallows and drinking steaming cups of hot cocoa in the great outdoors, singing Christmas carols and handing out homemade eggnog to whoever wants a glass.

There are also extra treats for the adults who might otherwise prefer to stay indoors: fluffy booze-infused marshmallows that can get you toasted on the sly. Take extra care to keep them out of reach of children for obvious reasons (and also because nobody really wants to clean up vomit from the carpet on Christmas day.)

Booze Marshmallows

They’re available in two flavors: Maker’s Mark and Guinness. You can get your fill from Wondermade, who sells these marshmallows in boxes of 16 for $7.50.

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