Battle: it can come at you in the blink of an eye. So why not be prepared for combat with this medieval chain mail shirt and coif available from the Medieval Warrior Store on Amazon (affiliate link). The original under armor is waist length and comes in three sizes: medium ($70), large ($90), and X-large ($100). Obviously, I plan on wearing all three sizes on top of each other for maximum protection.
I just bought an x-large because I don’t really have the funds to buy one of each size, but I’m wondering if it will really be able to withstand a sword attack. I’ve got the sneaking suspicious it might not, but I also have the sneaking suspicion that after one too many beers this weekend I’ll know for sure.
Could you imagine wearing this and actually besting a dragon and rescuing a beautiful princess from its clutches? I daydream about it often, but it always ends with my wife riding that same dragon to chase me down and burn me alive with its fire breath. C’est la vie.
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Instead of breathing fire, it breathes water. That’s pretty much the opposite of what a “real” dragon would do but you probably don’t want to wash your hands in fire. Trust me on that one.
Thanks Mr. Dragon, those short arms are really coming in handy.
above your sink. This mirror would actually look pretty cool anywhere else too, maybe above a fireplace or in an entryway.
certainly didn’t forget. He’s got your back. Or he’s got your backside I guess. Luckily he’s not breathing fire on that toilet paper (but if he did, our buddy the dragon faucet could put it out). Dragons are perfectly appropriate for your bathroom because after all 
is a little knight that will keep your eggs safe from marauding invaders. Not only does this knight in shining armor hold a boiled egg in his body, he also wields a weapon to eat with- a spoon. Thank you brave knight, you have guarded that egg with honor.
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