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Mike Tyson Busts His Ass on a Hoverboard

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“Hoverboards” are complete bullsh•t. They don’t hover at all, so stop lying to us and just call it an ass-busting sideways electric skateboard. That is a much more accurate name.

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So far as I can tell everyone who steps on one of these ends up on their ass. After you ride it, the thing also bursts into flames simply so it can die undefeated in the hoverboard “you can’t ride me without fracturing your coccyx” contest. Here is a short video of Mike Tyson riding a hoverboard that still makes me laugh after watching it for 30-minutes straight.

Yes he busts his ass. No you won’t want to mention it if you run into him on the street. He could miss you by a foot and the force of the wind from his fist passing by would knock your head off. I bet Mike came up swinging and bit the right wheel off that thing for revenge.

‘Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out’ Big Challenge For Mike Tyson Himself

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It turns out the real Mike Tyson can't beat his virtual self on "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out." Tyson was on "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" on Oct. 28 to play the famous 1980s video game but...

Mike Tyson Plays Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out

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Here’s something you don’t see every day. Mike Tyson playing Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out on the NES. For the first time. Yeah, I’m not sure I believe that, but then again, it’s not like Mike can act, so it’s probably true.

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Almost 26 years after the games original release, Mike has discovered it. He seems to have a lot of trouble at first figuring out how to work the controller and Glass Joe kicks his butt at first, but eventually manages to finally beat him.

You see kids… You’re never too old to play a game that you endorsed a quarter of a century ago and made tons of money off of.

[via Geekologie]