Sequin Pillow Reveals Nicolas Cage’s Face


The question isn’t why *would* you want a Nicolas Cage pillow, it’s why *wouldn’t* you want a Nicolas Cage pillow? Because of course you want the face of an national treasure on a throw pillow. The Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow is 16″ by 16″ pillow cover with mermaid style sequins on it. At first it looks like a solid colored pillow but then when you brush the sequins in one direction, the face of a genius actor is revealed in all it’s glory.

Now sure, some might say that Nicolas Cage basically plays the exact same character in every single one of his movies. But to the haters I say, who cares?! Because that character is Nicolas freakin’ Cage, legend of Hollywood films, and now an even greater legend of home accessories.

The backside is a soft suede (we’re talking about the pillow here, the backside of the actual Nicolas Cage is more of a soft leather, perhaps even rich Corinthian leather, or so we’ve heard). Pick a Nic pillow today and rest your head on a man who doesn’t rest his head- because he’s in like 8 movies a year, every year. How does he do it? We don’t know but we do know that we’re all better for it. Thank you Nic.

Sequin Pillow Reveals Nicolas Cage’s Face

Nic Cage Windshield Wiper Waver

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This windshield wiper is a true National Treasure. It’s really Kick-Ass, I could write A Thousand Words on it. If you can make the Adaptation to your car (perhaps before you’re Leaving Las Vegas?) then you can get Nicolas Cage’s Face Off your back windshield. When the Weather Man calls for rain (Never on Tuesday though), it’s not the Kiss of Death; let Nic, the Boy in Blue, wave goodbye to the raindrops so there’s no need to Drive Angry. It Could Happen to You, Next. So if you’re Wild at Heart, go Nic up your car the Cage way, Knowing you won’t be Left Behind, Outcast in a Rage, Joe.
(via reddit)

Nic Cage Windshield Wiper Waver
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