Woodworker’s Incredible Glowing One Ring Lamp Definitely Rules Them All

I’ve always wished I was better at woodworking but I can’t even make a livable birdhouse out of those easy-to-assemble kits. French woodworker Olivier Gomis is basically the opposite though, woodturning and crafting this absolutely incredible Lord of the Rings glowing One Ring lamp from maple and maple veneer over the course of 53 hours. 53 hours! The actual One Ring was probably forged quicker.

When the lamp’s power button is pressed, the letters slowly begin to glow, revealing the fiery inscription of the ring. That is awesome. Just don’t be too surprised when the Ringwraiths show up at your door demanding the ring’s return to Sauron.

Olivier’s original intention was to sell the lamp, but then realized he can’t very well go selling something as precious(!) as the One Ring and decided to keep it for himself. I cannot fault him for that. However, I can offer him one of my kidneys hoping he’ll change his mind.

[via GeeksAreSexy]

One Ring Pillow: My Precious Naptime

The One Ring Pillow is a ring to rule them all. Naps I mean. This pillow rules all naps. That is why we can’t destroy it. We must keep our precious and lay our head on it. It is simply the comfiest ever. It was somehow forged in Mount Doom from fabric that will not burn and causes the owner to nap frequently and become a shadow of their former self. Yeah, I think I remember that from the book.

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This most awesome pillow was made by Rbitencourt USA who made it from Brazilian wool felt. The text was added with fabric paint.

This is the most comfortable ring ever.

[via Neatorama]