Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Cutter Set: No Slice Left Behind

Posted on 02/06/2019 by Shane McGlaun

Like most children during the ’80s, I spent much of my time watching cartoons and going to the movies. One of the bigger franchises back in the day was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I always thought they were weird, and the biggest thing I had in common with the Turtles is their love for pizza.

If you are the ninja pizza cutting sort, this is the utensil set for you. It comes with one wheel-type pizza cutter and one spatula, each with a handle that looks like a sword. I can’t say that I have ever used a spatula to get the pizza off the pan, but whatever.

The spatula and cutting blade for the pizza cutter are stainless steel, and both are dishwasher safe. The set sells for $29.99 at ThinkGeek.

R2-D2 Pizza Wheel Slices, Beeps, and Boops

Posted on 17/04/2017 by Shane McGlaun

I really like pizza, and we bake it frequently around my house. If you like to make pizza too, you need a good pizza cutter. Sure you could go down to Walmart and get a plain pizza wheel for a few bucks, but why get a crappy one when you can get a Star Wars one?

The R2-D2 Pizza Cutter starts out with the standard spinning blade of pizza cutting. The handle is where the cool stuff is. It looks like R2, and has a cutout for a speaker in the base. That speaker makes R2-D2 boops and beeps as you slice up your pie. Sadly electronics in the handle mean you can’t just toss it in the dishwasher, and you need to handwash it.

You can grab yours over at ThinkGeek for just $9.99(USD).

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter: An Elegant Weapon for a More Civilized Pie

Posted on 19/01/2017 by Conner Flynn

Darth Vader finds your lack of sliced pizza disturbing. This Lightsaber Pizza Cutter with Sound will help. Because you don’t have enough novelty Star Wars kitchen items. One more won’t hurt.

This pizza cutter looks like Darth Vader’s lightsaber, but unlike his weapon, it will cut your pizza without cutting your table in half too. That’s always a plus. As a bonus, it makes lightsaber noises when you push the button.

Buy one today – unless an old hermit gives you one and tells you that your father wanted you to have it, but what are the odds of that happening? Yeah, you better just buy one. It’s just $21(USD) over at TheFowndry.

[via Laughing Squid via Geekologie]

Top Spin Pizza Cutter Looks Like a Turntable

Posted on 19/12/2016 by Conner Flynn

The idea of cutting your pizza with a vinyl record sounds pretty disgusting, but Rocket Design has created a way to make it palatable. Sadly, this tiny record player does not play tunes as it slices your pizza, but it does look cool and should create a generation of silent pizza DJs.

The Top Spin is a red and a black spinning pizza cutter that looks like a turntable. Like I said, this one doesn’t play music, but I bet it is only a matter of time until we get one that does. Although I can’t think of any pizza related songs that I would like to hear while slicing my pizza.

The Top Spin is available from the Rocket shop and from Amazon.

[via The Awesomer via Laughing Squid]

Protractor Pizza Cutter: Divide and Conquer

Posted on 11/01/2016 by Conner Flynn

Now you can go full nerd on your pizza and slice it with a tool that you already have on your desk. Whether your pizza is nerd-a-politan, deep dork dish, Greek, I mean geek, or any other variety, this tool will give you a perfect slice every time.

The Protractor Pizza Cutter has markings for six slices on one side and eight slices on the other. This geometric tool allows for precise portion control so your obsessive tendencies won’t get the best of you.

The sharp stainless steel blade is also great for other foods like cheese or cake. Let everyone else use pizza cutters with rickety wheels. This is how you roll with your Pizza Pi.

This is a serious tool for the serious pizza geek. You can get it for just $18.89(USD) from Firebox.

Tactical Laser Guided Pizza Slicer

Posted on 21/11/2013 by David Ponce

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If your roommates are so anal about getting their exact share of pizza, and not a sliver less, then we suggest getting new roommates. If that’s not an option, maybe splurge on this Tactical Laser Guided Pizza Cutter? It features, well, a laser right above the cutting wheel, which might help you cut in a straight line if you’re sober enough. Aside from that, it’s just a frikkin’ pizza cutter, boys. It’s $30.

Oh, and no, we don’t think you need to wear a tactical vest to cut your darn pizza. But you can if that’s what floats your goat.

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