Jeans with One Giant Pocket in the Rear

Invented by self-proclaimed mad scientist Matty Benedetto of Unnecessary Inventions, One Butt Jeans are a pair of denim jeans with one giant pocket stretching across the rear. That way, you can carry much larger items than with traditional rear jean pockets—things like a whole six-pack of soda or a laptop. And I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone here when I say where have these been all my life?

In the accompanying video, Matty mentions that the jeans are perfect for construction workers to load up all their tools. Just be careful sitting down! Or trying to walk without your pants falling down. Definitely wear a strong belt.

Admittedly, not the worst idea. But certainly not the best idea either. If I’m being completely honest, it definitely leans more towards a bad idea than a good idea. And I’m not just saying that because I didn’t think of it first, I’m only mostly saying that because I didn’t think of it first.

Shirts with Transparent Pockets

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It’s no secret what you’re carrying when you have on one of these clever Clear Pocket Shirts from Inink. Each 100% cotton shirt has a transparent PVC pocket surrounded by a whimsical design that makes the pocket’s contents part of the design- an arm and hand, a clip, or a wave. The pockets have a velcro enclosure and a hole at the bottom to let your headphone cords pass through. Here’s a closeup of a pack of gum about to go underwater in the Wave shirt’s pocket:
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Put your gum, iPhone, iPod, keys, wallet, cigarettes, ID, train/bus pass, or anything else you can think of right in front of you in a fun and handy way. The sky’s the limit.
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Stash Waterproof Pocket Shorts

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Go swimming without having to worry about leaving your cell phone, keys and wallet unattended with Stash Waterproof Pocket Shorts. This Kickstarter project, features a waterproof storage bag sewn directly into the leg of the shorts. A cap snaps on twists onto the 3.25″ diameter ring to seal up the pocket. Great for outdoor enthusiasts, hikers, boaters, visiting water parks, or even rainy days. Not only does it keep your stuff dry, the shorts also look pretty fashionable. Other garments are expected to follow with the same pocket design such as backpacks, waders, and jackets.

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ShirtPax: The Shirt with the Tablet Pocket

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You love taking your iPad or other tablet everywhere but your name is not Shaquille O’Neal so you have normal size pants pockets. What do you do? If you’re Marc Wilson you come up with the ShirtPax, a shirt with a zip-up pocket in the small of the back to hold a tablet. Your iPad has got your back- literally. Now your hands are free and your iPad is securely with you. No need to bring a shoulder bag or leave it in the car.
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It’s similar to shirts they make for cyclists, except specifically designed for tablets and you don’t need to wear spandex shorts with it (although you certainly could, fashionista). The white shirts are made from a high performance polyester-spandex blend that wicks away moisture and cost $35 each.

ShirtPax: The Shirt with the Tablet Pocket

Eastpak Backpack Couch Has Lots of Pockets

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Store tons of stuff in your couch with the Eastpak Sofa. It’s the backpack of couches. Sacrificing any shred of style, taste, sophistication, and perhaps dignity of the owner, this couch heavily favors the utilitarian side over looks.

However, who wouldn’t want to clear out all those various magazines, remotes, headphones, glasses, small pets, laptops, cords, and miscellaneous crap from around the couch and neatly stow them away in pockets? I count 15 pockets. Fortunately unless you live in France and feel like coughing up 2 grand you can’t buy this couch. Thank goodness. (via)

Eastpak Backpack Couch Has Lots of Pockets