Holographic Pants: A Vision of the Future

You know what your closet has been missing? Holographic pants. My closet? My closet is missing a door. And while Düsseldorf, Germany-based Etsy seller ReflectiveClo might not be able to help me; they can help you with these iridescent “holographic” pants that appear to bend space-time in bright light. I can imagine myself getting sucked into a wormhole my pants accidentally created.

Created using ReflectiveClo’s self-developed material, the $79 pants are “one-of-a-kind and so comfortable you will want to wear them all the time no matter the occasion.” Hmmm – no matter the occasion, you say? A wedding? Why not! A funeral? They could always use some brightening up anyways.

Pants not your thing? Mine either! I hate wearing those things. Thankfully, they also sell shorts, jackets, tracksuits, hats, bikinis, and even dog coats made out of the same material. I’m going to be shining so bright I’ll be visible from space. Take me with you, aliens – please!

[via ThisIsWhyImBroke]

LEGO Rainbow Bricks Is a Colorful 1,000-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

Want to assemble LEGO bricks even when you aren’t assembling actual LEGO bricks? Well, you’re in luck, thanks to this 1,000-piece Rainbow Bricks jigsaw puzzle from LEGO and Chronicle Books. The 25″ x 20″ puzzle costs $18 on Amazon (affiliate link) and features a gradient of classic 2 x 4 LEGO bricks. Will my dogs jump up on the table and eat some pieces before I finish the puzzle? They never haven’t.

Obviously, if you have to step on a LEGO piece, these are the sort you’d hope for and not the real plastic ones. My toes curl in pain just thinking about it. I’d rather walk on hot coals.

My record for completing a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle solo is a single day. I recently started one of a 50’s diner scene at lunch on a Thursday and was finished by dinner Friday. I’m not trying to brag, I’m just insisting you should all address me the Puzzle King from now on.

[via Brickfanatics]