Godzilla Tissue Dispenser Stomps out Stuffy Noses

Usually, when you think of Godzilla, you imagine the giant reptilian breathing fire from his mouth. But it turns out that the monster can also dispense tissues between his mighty jaws. Yes, this is a Kaiju for Kleenex.

Japanese company Rotary Hero (the same people behind the Big Moai tissue box) makes this amusing dispenser that makes your Kleenex look like smoke coming out of the famed Kaiju’s mouth. It’s also officially licensed Godzilla merch too, so no lawyers from TOHO will be knocking on your door.

These initially went on sale this past May from Japan-based collector’s shop DeAgostini for about $50, but they don’t seem to be available there at the moment. I’m hoping some of these eventually turn up on eBay so I can put Godzilla in my bathroom. For now, I guess I’ll have to settle for a Godzilla toilet paper holder.