Salacious Crumb ‘See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil’ Sculpture

Inspired by the classic ‘see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil’ wise-monkey sculptures, Regal Robot has reimagined the maxim with Jabba The Hutt’s Kowakian Monkey-Lizard Salacious B. Crumb sitting in for the monkeys. Just looking at him, I can practically hear him cackling at some unfortunate alien dropped into Jabba’s Rancor pit.

The $119 desk sculpture/paperweight is made of solid resin, weighs about a pound and is finished with a faux bronze patina. It’s kind of ironic if you think about it, though, because of all creatures, Salacious Crumb is probably the exact opposite of the embodiment of ‘see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.’ Practically all he does is see, hear, and speak evil!

Will one be adorning the desk in my home office? Probably not, but I don’t exactly make the galactic gangster money that Jabba The Hutt does. I can’t afford the finer things in life. Or even the less-fine things in life. Or, in this case, the extremely novel Star Wars products in life.

Salacious Crumb Leather Purse: Where Jabba Keeps His Makeup

Salacious B. Crumb is basically Jabba the Hutt’s crazy court jester. You either love him or hate him, but either way, his laugh will hurt your ears. Now you can be like Jabba and take Salacious Crumb with you wherever you go thanks to this Salacious Crumb purse.

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Etsy artist catpenfold makes many unique and geeky purses, but none of them make a statement quite like this guy.

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He will hold all of your stuff and thankfully will keep quiet while doing it. That’s good news because, I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I could stand to listen to him all day long.

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