The Vibrator: Now With 100% More Flash Storage

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The Duet by Crave is a waterproof vibrator with up to 16GB of flash storage. Yes, that’s vibrator as in a sex toy, and no, we have no idea why anyone would want to combine the two. Presumably because the battery pack is rechargeable through USB, so maybe someone figured “Hey, since it’s plugged in there in the first place, why not just add some storage?” We suppose you can store some moving images of a suggestive nature, you know, so you feel like using the vibrator in the first place.

There are three models. A $149 version with no storage, a $219 version with 8GB of space and a 24K gold plated ring between the vibrator and base, and a $349 model with 16GB and a fully gold plated base. Even more strange is if we’d told you about this on the 14th of February, and you’d lived in the San Francisco are, you could have gotten same day delivery by one of the founders of the company.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ Press Release ]

Hello Touch – The Best Sex Gadget Ever Made?

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By turning your fingers into natural vibrators, the Hello Touch by JimmyJane is being called the best sex toy ever invented.

According to JimmyJane,  Hello Touch is the only one that is optimized for both internal and clitoral stimulation. It allows the person wearing it to do the usual stroking and ...
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LovePalz: Teledildonics Meets The Smartphone Age (NSFW-ish)

Saying sex toys are nothing new… is probably the most boring way to start an article about a pretty awesome product. And yet, here we are!

You’re looking at a smartphone-enabled couples’ sex device. It’s called the LovePalz and is meant for people in long distance relationships. The way it works should be pretty obvious to anyone who passed Birds&Bees 101, but just in case, we’ll give it a go. Each partner keeps one half of the LovePalz, and when the time is right, they pair their half with their smartphone using Bluetooth. Then, the person “receiving” inserts the obtuse toy (called Hera) in orifice of choice. The person “giving” inserts his protrusion of choice in the concave toy (called, uh, Zeus) and proceeds to engage in a back and forth, reciprocating motion. Each movement in Zeus is reproduced in Hera, wherever Hera might be. Joy! That, my friends, is teledildonics. With a smartphone. It’s pretty genius, and it’s $95 for the pair.

Now, here are some problems. For one, the company was kicked out of Kickstarter. That’s ok, they started their own website where they’re taking pre-orders. Except all the pictures of the devices are obvious renders. We’re not even sure if there’s a prototype anywhere. So… you buy at your own risk.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ UberGizmo ]