Countertop Slush Puppie Machine Is Brain Freeze Ready

A staple of gas stations when I was growing up, Slush Puppies are hands down one of the best beverages to drink if you want your mom constantly nagging that you’re going to rot all your teeth out. Available from FireBox, the $100 countertop Slush Puppie machine allegedly produces Slush Puppies just like you remember: insanely sweet and painfully cold.

The countertop Slush Puppie machine can produce a liter of slush every 15-25 minutes, with the option for a coarse or fine ice grain. Just add water, ice, salt, and Slush Puppie syrup (sold separately in 500mL bottles – enough to make 4 liters apiece), and you’re well on your way to a debilitating brain freeze! I… I can’t think straight!

FireBox reminds you that if you’re going to add alcohol to your Slush Puppie, you need to do so AFTER making it in the machine. Otherwise, the alcohol will prevent the mix from freezing properly since its freezing temperature is significantly colder than water. Of course, anybody like me who’s tried and failed to make alcohol freezy pops on spring break probably already knows that.

Frozen Beer Slushie Maker: Brain Freeze + Buzz

This Frozen Beer Slushie Maker is going to put a whole new spin on the term brain freeze.These machines were a big hit in Japan when they opened special beer gardens serving these drinks in Tokyo in 2012. Now we have a smaller machine for the home.

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You might have seen this at the LA Dodgers Stadium recently, but now you can buy one for $100(USD). This desktop version of the beer slushie machine will keep you nice and chilled as well as inebriated. I can taste it already.

Find one at Japan Trend Shop. Stay frosty my friends. Stay buzzed.