Razer Gaming Gear Sneki Snek Slippers: SSSSSSSSSSS

Requested by their community of product users and inspired by the company’s mascot, manufacturer of gaming gear Razer has announced a line of Sneki Snek merchandise, including these house slippers. Created with a mission to help protect the environment and promote sustainability, Razer says the purchase of each pair of recycled polyester slippers will save ten trees through Conservation International.

The slithery slippers are available in sizes small, medium, and large, and cost $50 a pair. They include slip-resistant soles, a plush interior with thick-padded insteps, and an elastic sock insert to help keep your feet firmly in place. Wait – slip-resistant soles? But how am I supposed to reenact Tom Cruises’s sliding dance scene from Risky Business?

I already own a Razer gaming chair and keyboard, I might as well go ahead and get the house slippers too. And everything else they sell. Then I’ll get a tattoo! Oh, my wife is shaking her head no. I can’t tell if that’s specifically about the Sneki Snek tattoo or just in general disappointment. If I had to guess though, probably both.

[via Engadget]