No 2017 St. Patrick’s Day celebrating and drinking binge is complete without a funny St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt.
We went through an endless selection of shirts to find the right one for you. While you can try and see for yourself what’s out there waiting in the world, we hope you’ll find what we selected for you adequate:
Game of Thrones Tyrion Lannister St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt
Turns out Tyrion Lannister’s most famous line (or at least the most popular one) makes a perfect fit for a St. Patrick’s’ Day t-shirt in our Game of Thrones-crazed world.
St. Patrick’s Day Darth Vader T-Shirt
A nice St. Patrick’s Day twist on Darth Vader’s infamous words from the first Star Wars film (I find your lack of faith disturbing). It’s available in five different colors.
0% Irish St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt
This shirt says it pretty well. Very few people who celebrate St. Patrick’s Day annually and religiously are actually Irish. Make of it what you will, but it looks good on a t-shirt.
St. Patrick Swayze Day T-Shirt
There are a lot of cool t-shirts on this list, but this Irish ode to Patrick Swayze beats them all.
This Girl Needs a Beet St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt
Wearing this t-shirt on St. Patrick’s day is great way to get drunk for free or close to it.
Irish You Were Naked St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt
I think the percentage of people who actually got laid on St. Patrick’s Day thanks to this t-shirt is close to zero.
St. Patrick’s Day Fit Shaced T-Shirt
This t-shirt only makes sense when someone really drunk tries to read it.
St Patrick’s Day Drinking Beer T-Shirt
On a day that celebrates the Shamrock, this t-shirt is completely appropriate. It’s available, get this, in 15 different colors.
St. Patrick’s Day SpongeBob T-Shirt
On St. Patrick’s day, the fact that someone pinches you doesn’t really matter, as you’re true drunk to feel anything anyway. This t-shirt tells it like it really is.
St. Patrick’s Day Star Wars Yoda Pinch Me T-Shirt
Yoda is green, which immediately makes him an appropriate Star Wars mascot for St. Patrick’s Day. His wise choice of words makes him a similarly suitable icon to put on t-shirts.
Worlds Tallest Leprechaun St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt
I’m not sure this t-shirt is 100% politically correct, but I think it doesn’t really matter on a day like St. Patrick’s day. Tall leprechaun or simply regular human being, the message gets across.
Donald Trump Make St. Patrick’s Day Great Again
Drunk Lives Matter St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt
A neat little contrast to the Donald Trump t-shirt, this St. Patrick’s day joke on American politics comes in five different colors.
I’m Not That Drunk St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt
If by the end of St. Patrick’s day you’re seeing double, this shirt might end up looking like four or five of ’em.
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