You can train for the zombie uprising until you are blue in the face, and you may improve your skills, but it won’t be a realistic experience. Well, now it can be thanks to these zombie replicas that really bleed.
Zombie Industries created these life-sized, 3-D tactical zombie targets for your shooting pleasure. Be prepared and know what it is like to make those zombie bastards bleed. They aren’t cheap at $89.95, but just imagine how good it is going to feel to shoot these guys up and watch them bleed out.
There are several different kinds, so pick your favorite and get shooting. Train, train and train some more. We need every one of you to able to land kill shots on the first try. I don’t know about you, but I want to be ready when these undead suckers show up.
[via Geeks Are Sexy]
Protect the company at all costs! A trained office assassin can never have too many weapons at their disposal so why not add one more to your office warfare arsenal with the Office Ninja Blowgun Set? Comes with a pair of plastic blowguns in red and blue, a set of 12 matching darts for each, and a styrofoam practice target (Steve from Marketing is your real target, btw. You can find him either in the break room for his 4th coffee of the day or flirting with Amy from Accounting at her cubicle. The time is near, the mission’s clear. This message will self destruct in 3..2..1…)
Pow pow! Turn your trigger finger into a weapon of mass awesomeness with a Sharp Shooter Ring. Improve the accuracy of your finger shooting (I’m a perfect shot with the ol’ finger gun, thanks for asking, get out of my way) by adding some cross-hairs. Made of MDF board by Ryan Deremer.