The Life-Size Uncle Fester With Lightbulb In Mouth Lamp of Your Dreams

This is the life-size Uncle Fester Lamp created by Etsy seller ShrewdApe, based on Jackie Coogan’s Uncle Fester character from the 1964-1966 television series The Addams Family. Obviously, I very much need this staring at me from the dresser while I get ready for bed every night.

Using photo references, ShrewdApe first sculpted Uncle Fester’s likeness from clay, then made a plaster mold of that sculpture to cast the silicone skin you see here, which was placed over a foam core. He then painted the head and added eyelashes and custom made resin/epoxy eyeballs to finish the incredibly lifelike look. Although do you think it might be TOO good looking? I’m just really not trying to wake up in the middle of the night to discover my wife has run off with the lamp.

The only kicker? The piece costs $2,710. Which, the last time I checked my wallet full of dust bunnies, is a little bit outside my lamp budget at the moment. As much as I really do want it, if my chances of ever owning this lamp were a carnival game, that carnival would have left town a week ago and already be erecting its tents in another state.


[via This Is Why I’m Broke]

The Addams Family LP Is Creepy and Kooky

When I was growing up in the ’80s, I stayed home by myself pretty much all summer. This was in the days before cable and Netflix so you watched what was on TV and were glad for it. Dallas, Texas had a local network that came on channel 11 we could pick up out in the sticks where we lived and all it showed all-day was reruns of old TV shows. I liked I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, and Gilligan’s Island quite a bit.

I also watched my share of The Munsters and The Addams Family, which both gave me the creeps. Fans of The Addams Family can grab some music from the show on a cool ThinkGeek Exclusive vinyl LP.

The record includes 13 songs by composer Vic Mizzy, including the classic theme song. I had no idea there were other songs besides that one. It’s made from a cool black-and-white vinyl, which is perfect since the show was shot in black-and-white too. The Addams Family collectible LP is $29.99 and available now.