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Gundam Narikiri RX-78 and Zaku Boxer Briefs and Socks: Roleplay You Say?

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The never-ending post-apocalyptic nightmare has started to affect even the supply of gunpla. So what do you do if you can’t get your hands on a Gundam model? Be a Gundam model. Bandai Namco’s silly Narikiri (“roleplay”) line features boxer briefs and socks based on Amuro Ray’s RX-78 Gundam, Char’s MS-06S Zaku, and the mass production MS-06F Zaku from the first Mobile Suit Gundam show.

There are also matching tees for each design, but they’re not as funny as the boxer briefs or as awesome as the socks.

Head to Yoyakunow to protect your beam saber and feet. The boxer briefs cost about $43 (USD) each, while the socks go for about $25 per pair.

[via GunplaBandai]

Bulletproof Men’s Underwear Protects from Nut Shots

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Are you worried about your man junk getting shot off by an angry ex or just by someone who likes to shoot people in the crotch? Well, worry no more – with this bulletproof underwear. There’s just one caveat. Sportsman’s Guide’s listing has them as “British Military Surplus Blast Shorts With Kevlar, Like New”. What the hell?

So did someone wear this already? Is it worth trading nut sweat with another dude in order to protect your junk from bullets? That’s for you to decide. Sounds sketchy to me and I’ll take my chances on a shooter. Maybe just use an industrial strength cleaner to be sure if you really have to protect your goods.

These are a genuine British military issue, and they will secure your package, with an adjustable waist belt and plastic buckles. Kevlar inserts provide the ballistic protection that you want for your privates.

My question is, does the British military have a genuine problem with troops getting shot in the dick? And if they do, what’s that all about? Are their enemies complete jerks? There are rules in war. The Geneva convention and such. I thought we all had an understanding that you don’t aim for the crotch.

[via Dude I Want That]

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Rick and Morty fans who want to surprise their special man or lady on Valentine’s Day with something a little special before the “special” festivities go down, check it out. You can get two pairs of Rick and Morty boxer briefs that are eminently better than your tighty whities.

One pair is blue and has the many faces of Rick Sanchez. The other pair is festooned with Pickle Rick. That means you can cover your pickle with a bunch of pickles.

The pair of undies sells for $39.99 and depending on your sharting frequency, should last much longer than flowers. They come in size SM through 2X and are available from ThinkGeek now.

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Underwear Knife: Underwear That’s Cut to Wear

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You know those guys who can make anything into a knife? Plastic, paper, butter, whatever? Well, YouTuber Kiwami Japan is the mad leader of these geniuses. One of his more recent creations involved turning underwear into a kitchen knife. You wouldn’t think that this was possible, but in his hands it is.

So behold, a functional kitchen knife made out of 100 percent cotton underwear and briefs of 92 percent nylon and 8 percent polyurethane. He had to iron together several layers of the fabric to form a solid object. Then he put it through a series of sharpening processes to bring it up to slicing perfection. He then put his razor-sharp drawers to the test by slicing up several items.

This underwear slices and dices meat, paper, and a cucumber. This is crazy. It makes you wonder what else can be turned into a knife. I guess it won’t be long until serial killers start making knives like this, then we can have names on the news like, “Underwear Knife Killer” or “Wait Till He Gets His Hanes on You Johnson.” We are living in strange times, people. Very bizarre times. Please don’t kill anyone with underwear, people… in knife form or otherwise.

[via Mike Shouts]

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A vibrating smart bra keeps tabs on how zen you feel

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Name an article of clothing, and some company has probably crammed a fitness tracker into it. We've seen connected shirts, shoes and even bras. But most of these focus on the time you spend active -- steps walked, distance ran, stairs climbed and so...

The Golden Girls Granny Panties You’ve Always Wanted

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The Golden Girls Granny Panties You've Always Wanted

Etsy seller Bullets and Bees is selling these Golden Girls granny panties. Needless to say, they’re amazing. Especially the Blanche pair. They’re crotchless. As they should be. True story: one day my friends and I were trying to pin down which Golden Girl we were most like when Tiana pulls out this gem “You’re a […]

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These Animal Panties With Ears Will Make Your Butt Even Cuter

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These Animal Panties With Ears Will Make Your Butt Even Cuter

This is a collection of adorable panties with various animal faces on the bum part. The cutesy unders come from Etsy shop Knickerocker and pairs start at $35 and go up from there. They’ve even got little crop tops to match each panty. Cuuute. I want the one that looks like a bear so that […]

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You’re Definitely Gonna Want A Pair Of These Pizza Panties

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You're Definitely Gonna Want A Pair Of These Pizza Panties

Evrything Pizza is hosting a Kickstarter campaign (HERE) for these awesome Pizza Panties! Pretty much the most amazing underwear money can buy because: PIZZA. You can snag a pair for just $10. They’ve got an estimated delivery date of November, just in time for the holidays, so buy a slice for everyone on your shopping list! […]

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Underwear For Bottled Water Because I Don’t Know Actually

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Underwear For Bottled Water Because I Don't Know Actually

Because who hasn’t looked at a bottle of Evian or Aquafina and thought “Sheesh! Put some clothes on,” Kitan Club is selling underwear made for bottled water. For less than $2 you can have all 7 different pairs of water bottle panties. Why on earth would you need 7 pairs of underwear for a bottle […]

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