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Useless Salad Robot Wants to Toss Your Salad
Are you tired of tossing your own salad? Sorry if that sounded too personal. I’m just trying to introduce you to the Useless Salad Robot. It is a 3D-printed machine that tosses, mixes, and warms salads, but maybe not in the most practical way. It has three modes for three different salad tossing options.
Useless Duck Company CEO Mike is demonstrating their latest product in the video below. Check it out, and judge its uselessness for yourself. Spoiler alert: It’s pretty terrible.
Personally I prefer Mode One. It just gets things done fast. And since I don’t eat a lot of salads, I really don’t mind this mode at all. Never use Mode Three!
[via Laughing Squid]
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This Useless Box is Utterly Useless
What’s in a name? Well, in the case of the Useless Box, everything, because its name basically gives it away. This fancy-looking box with the regal feel is nothing more than junk, given the fact that it’s useless. It makes the perfect gift for your sworn enemy and for people you feel like pranking this season because despite appearances, the box exists to disappoint.
The moment you flick that switch to turn the box on, it automatically turns itself off, no matter how many times you try.
Captain Jules’s Useless Box is a very simple device. Inside the wooden box (with real metal accents) resides a bunch of gears and the latest in electricity-powered motors. Turn the switch on, and a bit of machinery will poke out and flip the switch off. That’s all the Captain Jules’s Useless Box does. But it’s enough of an oddity to make it right at home on your desk or bookshelf.
Would you shell out $40 for something so useless? ThinkGeek seems to think so.
[ Product Page ] VIA [ Green Head ]
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HashKey Is A 1-key Keyboard For The Hashtag
Let it be a commentary on our lives today that someone somewhere thought it a good idea to create a one-key keyboard dedicated to the mighty hashtag. The HashKey for the social media junkies out there who spend their days tagging their posts with endless keywords in the hopes that they’ll get picked up in searches, and people will “like” the posts, and they’ll finally be able to convince themselves that it’s not really the posts all these strangers like, but actually them… Or something. The point is you’re looking at a USB-conencted gadget whose only purpose is to generate the ASCII character “#” on your screen. Yes, it’s an actual product but no, you can’t just outright buy it. You’ll have to pledge £18, or roughly $28, to get yours by March 2015. However, the campaign is far from fully funded, and no one is really surprised.
[ Project Page ] VIA [ Technabob ]
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Captain Jules’ Useless Box is Truly Useless
I am sure we have all received gifts before, looked at them, and wondered what purpose they were supposed to serve. Some gifts are simply useless, and it’s the thought that counts… so they say. Perhaps the most useless gift I have ever seen is right here – Captain Jules’ Useless Box.
The title clearly states that the box is useless, and its 100% accurate. The purpose of said useless box is to turn itself off whenever you turn it on. When you flip the on switch, one side of the lid opens and a lever turns the switch back off. It reminds me of The Addams Family for some reason.
As a bonus, the components inside the box look suitably steampunk for geeks to get a kick out of. You can pick up your own useless box for $39.99(USD) at ThinkGeek.
Semi-rigid Cubic Rubber Bands
These are sort of neat. They’re rubber bands shaped like a wireframe cube. They keep their shape, but of course they stretch since they’re rubber bands. They’re easy to find in a drawer, and we suppose that’s it as far as their advantages are concerned. And here come the disadvantages, or rather the disadvantage: it’s $10 for 3! They’re 20mm per side, if you must know, though to be honest if you end up buying these we have something to tell you: you have too much disposable income!
[ Product Page ] VIA [ BoingBoing ]
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